#demonicarchitect

              huh.     you     ARE    an    adorable    agent    of    chaos,    aren’t     you?     you    love    the    way     the    praise    feels!     it    makes     you    strong,    doesn’t     it?    it    compels    you     to    commit    more    crime,    DOESN’T    it?     michael    can    understand    the    ELATION    one    gets    when    bad    is    caused!     you     know    this    to    be    true!    instead    of    words,    a    noise.     a    loud    one,    just    to    let   the    demon    know    just     how    horrible    you    truly    are!

@demonicarchitect said:    "Human feelings are DISGUSTING-- I've got that-- I've got that ACHE in my-- in my HERE--" He gestured to his stomach. Michael had indeed spent too much time around these humans. He was adapting-- and getting a STOMACH ACHE like a certain ethics professor.

        ‘ oh no! ‘   eleanor placed a hand on her heart, feigning a simpering voice and a concerned face. it didn’t last long, though  ---  within a moment she was backsliding out of that sarcastic expression, moving into a little smile that underscored the very serious way michael was treating the situation.   ‘ that’s good, man. you’re working towards ethical goodness! feelings are a sign of success. you should ask chidi for advice on stomachaches, though. he’s a forkin’ expert on ‘em. ‘

“Hi! I’m Janet.” 

Does Janet have any idea why she’s suddenly here? No, not yet. But here she is, with a bing! and an arrival.

            she probably should have bought latex gloves for this, because scooping pumpkin guts out with her bare hands was proving truly nasty. she also probably could have asked janet to get them a pair of pumpkins that had already been scooped clean, but what was the fun in that? if she was going to give michael an honest-to-gen human halloween experience, she was going to give it to him pumpkin guts and all. whatever. they’d just wash their hands afterwards.