If you're not an established thing yet, he pretends he doesn't even know the word jealousy
Just drops occasional annihilating remarks about that pathetic toad who tried to make small talk with you
You: What do demons do if someone flirts with their partner? Aemond: Kill. You: You wouldnât kill anyone who flirts with me, right? [Crickets. Just crickets] You: AEMOND. Promise not to kill anyone! (spoiler: thereâs no promise, just a very subtle nod and a grumpy look)
Later that eve, if someone flirts with you, Aemond whispers into your ear, "I promise not to kill them but there might be an accident". You ignore the poor guy who flirted with you for the rest of the night
Aemondâs all-time favorite strategy? The look. If someone flirts with you, theyâll be haunted by his unblinking stare and that little smirk that tells "Go on. Try again. Try harder."
You find it extremely sexy. The victimâs self-esteem crashes through the floor, though. They learn fast not to try again. Ever.
If someoneâs stupid enough to keep pushing? Aemond pays them a visit on some dark, empty street
But if someone actually makes you laugh? Thatâs the real catastrophe
Aemond goes into full existential crisis mode. That demon stare? Gone
You: Aemond, are those puppy eyes? Aemond: [disappears]
If he's meeting any future clients afterward? The price is twice what was discussed. Maybe three times
Someone dares to negotiate? Congrats. Theyâve just sold their soul
Will beat the shit out of another demon just to let off steam
Then heâs right back at your side, watching you sleep like nothing happened
The next morning, you wake up to a gift. Just a random thing you mentioned weeks ago, and itâs there now
Expensive gifts? Absolutely!
Anything to get that smile for himself
Maybe itâs his way of proving heâs worthy of your love
But if you flirt with someone else? OHH BOY
He knows what youâre doing. Doesnât make him want to murder the guy any less
Public place sex: GUARANTEED.
He makes sure the guy you flirted with knows exactly what youâre doing, what heâs doing to you behind the closed door
Or⌠letâs be real, he wouldnât bother keeping the doors closed. Why ruin the fun? Isnât it what you wanted?
Back home, heâs more relentless, with more rounds and a few spanks here and there
When the nightâs over, you wonât just forget that guyâs name, you wonât even remember he existed
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a/n: I'm still working on the chapter, and it brings me so much joy! I literally can't wait to have it fully written and share it with you guys. In the meantime, here's the snippet for you under the cut <3
Your hand hovers just above his for a moment before you give in. His grip is firm as his fingers settle over yours, intertwining as he leads you deeper into the restaurant, into the unknown.
"Everyoneâs staring," you murmur. The realization comes slowly, drawn out by the awareness of countless eyes tracking your every step. It hadnât occurred to you before how nerve-wracking it would be to be seen with Aemond. The ladies' looks are almost palpableâthey'd kill to be in your place. Meanwhile, the menâs lingering stares are devouring, as if they envy Aemond as much as they desire to be him. Demon and his lady-client. You wonder if anyone can tell.
Aemond glances over his shoulder, meeting your gaze. âLet them stare,â he says, unbothered. His voice is calm, unconcerned, as if heâs long since grown used to the attention. âWhatâs this work you mentioned?â he asks, pulling you from your thoughts.
"A rewrite," you answer, only now realizing the alcohol has settled into your veins faster than expected. The room seems sharper, every color richer.
âOf what?â
âA restaurant scene,â you reply, a hint of irony in your voice as your heels echo on the marble floor.
âDonât,â he says over his shoulder.
You blink, disoriented for a split second. "Donât what?"
"Rewrite it." He doesnât turn fully, only angles his head slightly. "Itâs good."
"Sue thinksâwait, what?" Your breath catches, your mind sharpening against the pleasant haze as you finally catch the meaning behind his words. "Did you read my notes?"
He says nothing. But you feel itâthe subtle curve of his lips.
Heat prickles along your spine. That means he knows. He knows what inspiration youâve drawn from him, what form it has taken on the page.
But before you can demand an explanationâor die of mortificationâyou find yourself standing at a table where six men sit, dressed in dark suits and polished shoes. Theyâre oddly similar, like carbon copies of each other, created from suspicion and self-importance. Their eyes pierce into you, as if peeling back your layers.
âAh, gentlemen,â Aemond says, his presence expanding, filling the space with his chilling aura, as if the very air trembles before the unseen force. âThe wait is over.â
Iâm still thriving in a post-chapter 3 world. Introducing Alys like that totally shocked me and I love how it moved the story along (possessive Aemond? BREEDING KINK AEMOND???). Now Iâm just sitting here picturing a very jealous demon!Aemond sitting in the apartment after Alys left trying to figure out when to start making breakfast. Will he confront that heâs only there because heâs jealous and doesnât want to lose his dove and heâs worried she may run? Absolutely not. Has he ever made food for a partner? Iâd bet at least three crisp dollar bills the answer is no. Does he know humans do that post-sex? Probably. But we know he typically fucks off as soon as heâs dressed so Iâm picturing him sitting in the kitchen trying to subtly listen for when she starts waking up because This Is How Humans Show Affection and No I Donât Like Like Her This Is Just A Culturally Sensitive Move
Extra money on him leaving Vhagar in whatever dimension they typically inhabit because she wouldâve laughed at him
Woah, what a scenario youâve developed! â¤ď¸âđĽâ¤ď¸âđĽâ¤ď¸âđĽ
If I may contribute to the vision....
Iâd say he first doubts whether he should stay or leave. His typical pattern, as youâve described, is to slip away, and we know from chapters 1-2 that he uses his powers to make the reader fall asleep so he doesnât have to deal with awkward goodbyes (which tells us something pretty interesting about him:) But now, heâs not sure how our girl feels after everything. So maybe he asks himself, "what would I do if I were human?" Then he cringes at himself and that thought, and all those questions you posed describe his denial deliciously!
Then he comes up with the idea for the next errand and OH, what a suddenly reasonable demonic excuse to stay and wait until she wakes up! His intent to make breakfast is definitely an unconscious way of asking, "ARE WE GOOD????"
My bet is that when he sees sheâs enjoying the breakfast, itâs a weight off his shoulders. This big, scary and powerful demon has definitely spent a great amount of time staring blankly inside the fridge, trying to figure out what he can whip up. Iâm backing you up on his cooking experience 100%! Since demons feed on emotions, the culinary world is a whole new realm to him. Do you think heâd take her laptop to watch a quick tutorial on how to make scrambled eggs?
PFF, Vhagar must NEVER know about it! Will she ever find out, though? YES. Can snakes facepalm? Vhagar would definitely be doing it!
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just realized Iâve never written any headcanons⌠and now Iâm wondering if you guys would be interested in some demon!Aemond ones? if you have any ideas / scenarios youâd like me to turn into headcanons, feel free to drop them in my inbox, Iâll see if I can come up with something interesting âĽď¸
I love the idea of him coming up with errands in a panic to justify his continued presence. It makes me think about the whole deal from the start because letâs be real: why would a demon even make a deal requiring a human run errands for him? What can a human do that he canât? Do you think the first errand rolled around and he went âshit Vhagar idk what else to do youâre going to stay with the pretty girlâ
Id like to think he knows how to make eggs already, maybe picked it up through reading human minds over the years, but he spends an uncomfortable amount of time studying readerâs fridge trying to figure out if she has eggs because she likes them as a food or if she has them because she likes to bake. He def investigates the pantry for those little brownie mixes one of his former human contacts was obsessed with
Tiny spoiler: they will have this convo in the future đ Poor baby Vhagar! She's suddenly told she can't accompany him to the party, but instead, our girl will be taking care of her for a couple of days (and ofc, she doesnât mind! Because it's that pretty girl)
Definitely! Scrambled eggs are a human go-to, but as his hand reaches into the fridge, he remembers there's also BAKING. Does she seem like someone who bakes? There must be proof somewhere!
Oh, and I actually love thinking of Aemond as someone who pays more attention to the objects around the flat than it might seem. I bet that when the reader falls asleep after their first night together, he picks up a statuette or some random object of hers, exploring it from different angles, feeling its texture and weight. As if in doing so, he's trying to understand the human world and her better!
Now picturing Aemond hyper-analyzing her decor like you do when you have an acquaintance that you know well enough to officially buy birthday/Christmas gifts for and youâre trying to figure out what they like so you donât have to buy a random candle and pray they like it.
Him, picking up a little frog statue: is this an aesthetic choice? Was it on sale? Or does she go thrifting like some humans? Is she particularly fond of frogs or was it a gift?
Him, seeing a new knick knack: or did she buy it because it goes well with this thing? I donât think her landlady would leave it, that doesnât seem very human
Vhagar: she probably got it at TJ maxx while doom shopping as she stressed over a deadline. Can you take me to the pet store now? I want to make the rodents nervous.
Aemond, completely ignoring her: what tv shows did she watch while you were here?
Pfff. Now we just NEED a scene where Aemond presents something to the reader, and he's sure it's the perfect, unique gift because he's analyzed pretty much everything in her flat đ
And sooner or later, there's definitely a convo between them:
''Why would anyone buy this?' he asks, examining the frog statue.
"It's for decor, Aemond..."
"But it's pointless andâ"
"DON'Tâ"
"...Ugly."