GOD as anyone following me who hasn’t blacklisted the word “Missy” yet knows I’ve been hyperfixating on my Predator OC for... a month and it’s still going hot but I’ve already spilled so much I’m not sure if there’s much else to spill on her?? gosh I need to think

oh! she was specifically created out of spite of how the title Predators all never make it out of the movie alive, how in the more recent movies the underdog Classic Predators always lose the fight against whatever bullshit new type of Predator the movie came up with in order to make this new Yautja more intimidating, and that AVP killed off Scar before he and Lex could h-hold hands maybe

the result was an underdog hunter who makes it out of the movie alive with a long-distance girlfriend also she’s gay because I said so

and of course designed in conjunction with canon, and to spite weirdos who do this type of sexual dimorphism with species

I maintain all Yautja look like male pro wrestlers in fishnets, it’s canon anyways, if not for the versions where specifically the females are even bigger (like spiders)

but hey, since I’m revisiting English folklore for my college classes, some Luvenia and Demarion facts! it’s been a while so I’m not sure if I’ve already said any of these

Demarion is a theater nut and can literally watch Punch and Judy shows 80 times in a row, because he has done exactly that. He also has an aspiration to be an actor on the side, or as he calls it, “professional lying”

he and Luvenia met by trying to mug each other at the same time, got into a fight over the one knife they had, called a timeout because Luvenia broke her nail while breaking Demarion’s nose and joined forces because only your platonic soulmate can understand the inherent hilarity of calling a timeout during a deathmatch

they have several routines planned to pull off a con and this includes: Demarion pretending to be Luvenia’s son, them pretending to be a couple, them crossdressing to great success, them pretending to be actors, them pretending to be fairies/ghosts, them pretending to be constables, them pretending to be siblings, Luvenia hiding her peg leg so she can pretend she’s been horribly mutilated and Demarion is an unrelated passerby. they almost never plan to use these beforehand and make up their minds right at the moment

Luvenia wants enough money to buy out a dress store. she hates dresses but she wants to be rich enough to have them and not use them

Luvenia is always wearing pants but she has a sheet to make a skirt out of so she looks more trustworthy

Demarion has a father and half-brother living somewhere, he’s not even sure if the guy was his real father, but he couldn’t care less about their whereabouts

Demarion was posthumously given the last name Atwood in posterity

platonic soulmates