#deltarune chapter2

His canon HP in his battles is 1985 (first battle), 900 (second battle) Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS when you compare it to any of your party members.

While this makes sense for his function in chapter 2 as a miniboss (he would likely have a lot less if he were a party member) his unique resilience seems to be a part of his character besides basic game mechanics.

In the battle when Queen controlls him by attaching a whole ass mind control device to him, (if you dont get it off him) he will eventually manage to not only resist it, but fucking RIP IT OFF HIS FACE despite excruciating pain. If you DO save him, as soon as he hits the ground, he IMMEDIATELY turn to face queen like "You can't fight all FOUR of us bitch whachu gonna do?" and then as soon as she leaves he's just like "haha i'm actually fucking exhausted u guys go without me ill just go build a giant robot with spotify itunes and youtube music over here" like BRO??????

and SNOWGRAVE.

FUCKING.

SNOWGRAVE.

During the fight, if you look at the spell's description, all it says is "fatal". Not only that, if you choose to "check" Berdly, it says he's weak to ice.

He recieved a FATAL hit with a spell he is ELEMENTALY DISADVANTAGED AGAINST EVERY POKEMON PLAYER KNOWS THAT'S FUCKING INSANE

And then he just sits there in the ice cube for the whole rest of the adventure, and then everyone just LEAVES him in the library until kris manages to get out of the house at the end of the chapter. Bro is slumped over a wooden desk for HOURS in fucking CRITICAL CONDITION like how TF are you not dead?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!??

And when you enter the hospital the nurse talks to kris, saying something like "your friend is still- he's resting"

WAS SHE FR JUST ABOUT TO SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE

LIKE HE COULD FUCKING DIE AT ANY MOMENT

LIKE KRIS DRAGGED HIM IN AT DEATH'S DOOR AND SHE'S BARELY MANAGING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

I was talking to my dad abt this and he was like "plot armor" and that even FURTHER supports my theory abt berdly being relevant bc WHY PLOT ARMOR IF NO PLOT RELEVANCE

From the idea pile.

HOOOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I MANAGED TO ISOLATE THE UNKNOWN VOCALS FOR BIG SHOT?? (also sorry it’s so quiet!) So what I’m hearing is: “Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase--ha ha ha, all the suspense is making me wait, to tell you how much it's ringing! Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase--ha ha ha, all the suspense is, all the suspense is, tell me what you're really selling!”