There will always be extra guards available when the park is near empty and all the breaks have been completed. No amount of begging will get a guard, who was not scheduled to work, on post. They will, instead, attempt to send you home three times even if you've already explained that you don't have a ride.

 It is much easier to focus on homework when there is no one in the break room, you don't have access to the internet, and there is no music.

 Free food doesn't always taste better. Getting the last of the french fries and chicken nuggets from Food & Beverage is not the best idea.

When mentioning Victorian literature, people will think of Sparta, then Shakespeare, then Harry Potter. And when telling people to read wiki Jane Eyre, make sure they know it is spelled "E-y-r-e" and not "A-i-r."

 Even though you have been writing in a notebook, your name is all over said notebook, and it is on top of a pile of your own stuff, your friends will think it is someone else's and, while you change into uniform for in service, will decide to draw a rather large penis on one of the pages.

 Paper airplanes made from a penis page fly exceptionally well and will hit the friend that drew the penis in the ear. He will scream like a little girl. And then gag as he realizes a penis just hit him in the face.

 Your supervisor will question your sanity when you say "penis" so many times.

 Lifeguards hate getting wet.

 Lifeguards REALLY hate getting wet.

Like, REALLY hate it.

Testing crowd control during a scenario is a lot of fun. And a lot of guards have no ideal how to handle an hysterical, ghetto white girl trying to get to her baby daddy (who is currently being "shocked" by an AED) because he owes her child support.

 Guys take longer to get changed than girls do.