#deh tea

so i’m just gonna day first of all i don’t really like tree bros. i mean connor is dead and i don’t think evan is into necrophilia so. BUT ANYWAY

so there’s a girl in my drama club who is obsessed with gay people. like OBSESSED. i think she might fetishize them it’s gross. (i am also a lesbian and she thinks i’m gross and refuses to change into costumes with me around so)

anyway she started listening to dear evan hansen. and by listening i mean she only listened to sincerely me. so i have a dear evan hansen sweatshirt and she had pointed at it when i walked in the other day and she screamed (i shit u not actually screamed across the whole theatre) “OH MY GOD YOU KNOW CONNOR AND EVAN TOO??” i looked at her like bitch pls don’t do this.

i like nodded and tried to talk to my friend but this girl kept blabbing on about how “hot” evan and connors relationship was and how they shouldn’t have to keep it a secret. til i finally lost it. i spun around and was like ahem ‘scuse me bitch.

i told her what the show was actually about and i shit u not pt. 2 she looked at me like, “ok, sure, sweaty.” YALL I WAS ABOUT TO SLAUGHTER A HOE. i was like “yeah i’ve seen the show i know what it’s about.” and she just nodded and turned to my friend and started talking about our show.

but y’all pls,,, i almost died,,,

fetishization of mlm ships = no no don’t do it