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@definefandom thank you :) I ended up taking the rest of the day off because I started to feel sick on top of all the anxiety and stress and irritation and I just could not deal with it

sorry lol i’m terrible about tagging things

it's incredible how little information i retain when talking to people, like ok you want me to do three things what's the first one again? mhm and the second one? oh there goes the third one too tomorrow I'm making an appointment to try to see about different meds, since this is the first one we've tried, so fingers crossed 💁

i guess i should have worded that right it's more of kids doing music but they are mostly kind of getting lectures and i feel bad about it since they aren't doing a whole lot of stuff.... but thank you for the support big <33

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still, thank you very very much darling! ♥♥♥

definefandom okay so short of the story is that I am pet sitting for the guy who owns the reptile roadshow. I got very unclear directions as to whether or not I was supposed to mist the Burmese Python’s moss bed. Thinking that I was supposed to, I opened the sliding glass door a little so I could get my left hand in to spray the mist bottle. The snake had been chilling on the opposite side of the tank but then bit my hand the moment i put it in there. Then the 80 pound, 17 foot python coiled around my left arm and tried to constrict me. With my right hand I grabbed him behind the head and worked my hand (mostly my fingers) out of his mouth. Pythons have 4 rows of teeth up top and two on the bottom, and they are all bent back towards their throat so if you pull away the teeth only go deeper into your skin. So I had to push my hand further into its mouth to get free. When my left fingers were out, I was trying to figure out how to close the glass door without letting go of the snake or getting bit again. While this was happening I guess I loosened my grip and the snake turned its head, bit my right wrist and began trying to constrict me again. It was harder the second time because it had my dominant hand. I had to work all the teeth out again, keep it from biting me again and slip my bloody forearm out of the tight coils before finally shutting and locking the cage. I then washed out all the punctures and scratches with antibacterial soap and then called my parents who agreed to meet me at the emergency room. That’s what happened on Tuesday. Wednesday the small ball python bit me on the jawline.