i sent you a text early in the morning because i have to arrange earlier meetings for the month. and so i was like -- i won’t give specific dates -- but i was like, do you have any preference whether we arrange for this weekend, or the next weekend? YOUR RESPONSE, in 9:30 in the morning:
motherfUCkING jeSse eiSenbErg jesus cHRIst FUck dude mOtHERfuckIng fAceBOok moVIe buLLshIT jEsus CaN YoU FuKCing BelieEvE tHIs sHIT
no punctuation. random capitalization. so i respond: “i have no idea what we are talking about right now.” 45 minutes pass... i get a text from you.
Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man.
i respond, “whirl, you’re scaring me.’ an hour passes, you respond:
Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg... i’m very tired.
and i’m just like “no prob man, i’ll do most of the talking in the session today.” IMMEDIATE response, i’m talking about five seconds later :
No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook????
and then in all capital letters, two hours later:
MARK ZUCKERBERG.
