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"what the fuck happened last night?" jensen's voice came out rough as he pushed himself upright, immediately regretting it when a headache slammed into him hard enough to make him wince. sunlight poured through the blinds with absolutely no regard for human suffering, and somewhere nearby his phone kept buzzing against a nightstand he didn't recognize. "seriously." a hand dragged down his face before he finally looked around. clothes were scattered across the room. there was a traffic cone sitting in the corner for reasons he couldn't begin to explain. one of his sneakers was hanging from a ceiling fan. somehow. slowly, his gaze landed on the person beside him and his brows lifted. "okay, don't take this the wrong way." despite looking like death warmed over, a crooked grin managed to break through. "i'm pretty sure i'd remember if we got married in vegas, but at this point i'm not willing to rule anything out."








