More Married LadynoirâŠ
Inspired by @art-the-f-up married Ladynoir au
âI think weâre done,â Ladybug said.
He dropped his roller and took a step back, hands steadying her on his shoulders. âIt looks good, doesnât it?â
âGreat choice of colour, Kitty. But do you know where it looks even better?â
His brows furrowed as he surveyed the room, turning slightly from side to side beneath her. âIâm not sure. I mean, we could do the whole room, but that might be a bit much. What do youââ
A cold, wet streak dragged across his chest.
He blinked, glancing down. A thick navy line now cut across his torso, making him look like he was wearing one of Gabrielâs latestâand wildly impracticalâboob tubes. Above him, his wife burst into laughter.
Before he could respond, she struck again, running the roller from his navel all the way up to his neck.
âOkay,â he said slowly, eyes narrowing. âSo thatâs how it is.â
Ladybug wiggled her hips just slightly on his shoulders. âOh no, what are you gonna do? Youâre a human ladder, Kitty. I have the high ground.â
âYeah?â he smirked. âAnd I have no shame.â
Before she could react, he lunged toward the tray, dipped his fingers into the paint, and swiped a dramatic streak across her shin. She gasped.
âYou did notâ!â
âOh, I did,â he said proudly.
âYouâre asking for war.â
He was about to make a clever retort when a cold, wet finger painted something across his upper lip â a bold blue mustache by the feel of it.
âVoilĂ . Now you look like a ridiculous French villain.â
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