#deceit fluff

This is going to be my first full fanfic which is written for k.c.cosplays_13 on tiktok. If you don't follow them you should. They have amazing sanders sides cosplays and are a really nice person.

*Logan is a dark side in this fic*

A Typical Movie Night

Ships: Loceit

Janus was running back and forth between the couch and the kitchen, stepping over the occasional blood spatter and thrown about crayons.

It was the dark side movie night; aka, the night where they watched horror and documentaries until it's three am or they pass out. After getting into a huge argument with the light sides, Logan refuses to watch anything disney or animated. Not that the others minded, they weren't a huge fan.

Humming a show tune that he could barely remember the name of, Janus slowly cut up a vegetable tray. Making sure that the pieces were even and arranged perfectly on the plate. He picked it up to put it with the rest of the food on their coffee table, only to slip on a crayon.

A huge bang sounded throughout the dark household, veggies were everywhere, a plate was broken and Janus layed on his back. Face mixed between anger, slight pain and annoyance. He groaned and went to stand up only to have a blue side leaning above him with a spreading smile.

"The vegetables are meant to go on the plate Darling, not on the floor," a slight smirk rised on his cheeks -slightly showing off a dimple- as he helped the yellow side up, brushing off a few peas.

Janus let out a massive sigh, twisting his neck so it let out a crack. "I'm not going to kill the other two if they keep making a mess like this," fixing his hat slightly, "I didn't just clean this morning!" Janus couldn't stay irritated, not when he saw Logan with a ear to ear grin and soft chuckles leaving his lips.

Logan was so much happier as a dark side. He still played the role of logic but he was free to be himself. He opened the buttons on his shirt, he left the tie hanging around his neck -instead of having it suffocate him- and he even wore ice blue makeup sometimes. Logan could use little nicknames and still be taken seriously. He didn't even have to worry about his Crofters being taken! Right now though. Logan just had his dress shirt with a few buttons undone and a little bit of blue eyeshadow.

Logan towered over his boyfriend. Grabbing Janus' hand and pulling his body to his chest. Wrapping the right arm around his back and using the left to remove his gloves. Logan raised Janus' hand to his lips and gave them a soft - almost like it wasn't there- kiss. Letting out a soft squeak as Logan dusted his lips across his hand, face flushing beet red. Logan's smirk grew as he saw the flustered side. Lifting up Janus' head, he leaned in towards his lips. Only to swerve and whisper in his ear instead.

"As much as I love staring into your beautiful eyes, you are still covered in broccoli. Go get changed, I'll clean up here." Logan pecked his nose with a kiss before stealing his hat.

"Logan don't give that back!" Janus wanted to keep down that grin but he couldn't keep the smile off.

"Nah, I think I'll keep it. It reminds me of you." winking to the already flustered side "now do get changed"

Huffing slightly Janus left his boyfriend to clean up.

Heading up the stairs and passing a orange door and a green door. Janus headed into the black door with a snake and a brain etched on to the wood.

Walking inside the room, ever changing constellations danced upon the ceiling with twisting galaxies with legions of colours lighting the sky. Blue and yellow roses sat on both sides of a elegant four poster bed. A whole wall was just full of bookshelves and two plush chairs were placed in front of a floor to ceiling window, a small tea set off to the side.

Pulling out a yellow T-Shirt (reading: 'What do you call a snake thats 3.14 Metres long? A PI-THON!') Logan would hate it.....It was perfect. He also pulled a pair of black jeans.

Changing quickly, Janus walked back out of the room, only stopping to adjust the roses in the vase. He walked up to the green door and knocked.

"Remus! The movie isn't almost set up, you don't have five minutes! Remember it isn't your movie first."

He continued to walk down the corridor. Stopping to knock on a bright orange door.

"Augustus, the movie isn't starting in five!"

Janus continued his journey to rejoin his boyfriend, walking down the steps and looking up to see the taller side playing on his phone.

The room was all set up. Fairy lights hung above the couch twinkling as the title screen for "Murder Beach Party" played on the television. The coffee table was covered in food. Nachos sat in the middle with chips and candy by its side. Chocolate covered pretzels (Janus' favourite) was the closest to his seat and a new veggie platter was next to it for Logan. Pillows and blankets were piled high and nearby was a multitude of different electronics and chargers in case Remus got bored.

Janus smiled as he looked at how his boyfriend could now freely wear his smile. Pulling a silly smile of his own he flopped next to Logan and put his chin on top of his phone. Logan looked up and beamed at the yellow side... Before he saw the yellow T-Shirt.

"Bee, you know how much I hate the shirt."

"And honey, you know how much I don't love it."

"Well, who am I to get in the way of your smile?" a smirk was growing on the blue sides face as he tugged Janus closer to him.

"A pretty rude one, considering how you don't cause it most of the time." Janus leaned forward and let out a purr like hiss. Forked tongue peeking through his lips.

This time, it was Logan who turned bright red. Fumbling over his words until he simply gave up and pulled Janus closer to him. Burying his nose in the deceitful sides blond locks. Janus in response, curling up in his lap.

They stayed like that for about half an hour. Then the concern for the two missing sides grew. They were about to leave the comfort of the blanket fort when Janus' phone rung.

Logan passed the ringing phone to his partner and looked in curiosity as he answered the call.

"Hello?"

"Remus, what don't you mean you got arrested again? And Augustus isn't with you too..."

"Remus! This isn't the third time this week you two have gotten arrested."

"Don't you 'JanJan' me"

"I totally care if the body didn't fit in the trash can."

"No, you and Augustus can stay in there for a few days to see if you two can't learn how to properly dispose of a body."

"Well maybe you two shouldn't pay attention when we are teaching you how to do those things."

"No Remus, Logan and I won't come get you tomorrow or the day after."

Pulling the phone away from his ear, the shorter side looked up at the blue side. "He didn't hang up on me..."

The two sides stared into each others eyes before they both started cackling. Tears leaking by the time they could stop.

Logan wrapped his arms around the smaller side, drawing him close before picking up the remote; wiggling the remote back and forth. He smiled and gazed into Janus' eyes

"Want to watch Remus' gore filled movie or find something else, my love?"

Janus tapped his chin in thought, "well, If we do change the film we get to spoil it for Remus, but if don't we might enjoy our date night."

Logan hummed in response, "So, different movie?" chuckling at the excessive nodding of the head. Logan switched it to a different movie.

Hamilton

Logan liked the rapping and clever word play. While Janus liked the songs and the story.

Snuggling in further Janus grabbed his chocolate covered pretzels before leaning up to kiss Logans jaw. "I love you Logan."

Logan ran his fingers through Janus' curls, stroking his fingers over his scales. "I love you too Janus."

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Well, thats a thing.

@mother-snake I did a thing! It has a lot of fluff...

i promise i will try to post more fanart but my motivation is always low sorry

I hope this is alright @transformationloveb​ as you asked for wholesome Roceit married fics. 

Summary: Roman and Dee are married, soft, and use the same pet names me and my partner use. Also, Dee really wants one of the puppies Remus rescued.

TRIGGER/SQUICKS: None. This is a wholesome one my dears :)

Also, Amata is an Australian Sheperd because they are my favorite type of dog and I love her.

Also also. Amata means loved (the feminine version of it) in Italian and as I’ve made some real nifty Italian friends on here and I thought it was a fitting and a quite pretty name, so here we are. (If I’m being dumb and it does somehow not mean that let me know okay? Take care my dudes, dears and fellow queers.)

“Starlight, could you come here for a moment?”

Dee’s call woke Roman up from his pleasant half slumber. Having dozed off while reading the book one of their friends had given him so many years ago. So long ago even that the pages were slightly dusty and he’d sneezed a few times when opening it for the first time.

He got up from the couch, cracking his neck a couple of times to get rid of the stiffness that had snuck in when his head had lulled forward, before getting up and patting over to his husband. His bare feet making gentle ruffling noises on the carpet.

Dee was standing in the kitchen. Rotating the ring around his finger with his other hand. He was nervous, Roman knew. He’d only do that when he was nervous or when he was extremely hungry and about to pester him until he’d go and make him something to eat.

They’d eaten two hours ago. So he must be nervous.

“What is it sunshine?” Roman asked, the pet name slipping off his tongue easily and Dee smiling slightly at it. It’d been one he’d picked up quickly after Dee had started calling him starlight. His husband had sputtered and shoved his shoulder in a mock offense the first time he’d used it, so of course, it had stuck around.

But that wasn’t important right now. What was important was that Dee was rotating the obsidian black wedding band with his thumb and pointy finger and that meant that he was nervous.

He was now also refusing to look him in the eye.

So Roman approached, carefully reaching out and with his slower movements asking his husband if today was a day that he was okay to be touched.

When Dee nodded he put his hands on the other’s waist and carefully brought him closer, pulling him in for a hug and swaying them slowly from side to side. Left to right and forwards and backward in a motion that could almost be described as dancing if Dee wasn’t still rotating the ring.

“You can tell me anything, my love. Whatever it is that has got you so riled up, we can deal with this together alright?”

A soft huff of laughter was blown against his neck and Dee nodded his head. Carefully pulling away but staying close enough for Roman to be able to hold his waist still.

“Your brother called yesterday evening.”

Roman tensed up slightly, hands tightening the slightest bit on his loves waist but loosening right away.

That didn’t mean bad news. Remus called often these days.

After Dee convinced him to talk to his brother and the two of them had gone to joined therapy sessions together to figure out what had gone so wrong in their past and how they could reconnect, they had slowly begun to do just that.

So Remus calling didn’t mean bad news anymore.

Remus calling Dee instead of him and Remus calling late enough for Roman to not have noticed made the chances of it being good news significantly slimmer though.

Dee seemed to be able to sense his growing worry. And now it was his turn to put his hands on his husbands’ cheeks and look him in the eye.

“What did he say?” “Nothing bad sunshine, I promise.” “Then why are you so nervous about it?"Dee inclined his head at that as if acknowledging his own nervousness for the very first time. He didn’t seem too worried to continue though. And so he did.

"He said he found some stray puppies yesterday. He’d been walking back home after being at the bar-” Roman winced at that and Dee rolled his eyes and pinched him. Trying to remind his husband that they’d gone there too. And often as well, dancing through the night together..

“-when he heard squeaking. Apparently, he found them in a dumpster at the back of the Denny’s. Took the entire box with him because he didn’t want to leave them there.”

Roman slowly nodded at that, dropping his hands from his husband’s waist and leaning against the kitchen counter instead. Cold tiles under his feet sending shivers down his spine and trying to subtly tik tik tik his hand with the ring on it on the counter without making too much noise.

Dee’s gaze traveled to the hand, and Roman stopped right away before Dee planted a small kiss on his partner’s cheek and a soft smile took over his loves features. “You know you don’t have to tone that down when it’s just me dear. You know I don’t mind.”

Roman nodded and gave him a smile, ticking a little more freely, a little more animated as he tried to focus on the subject they were discussing.

“So your question is…?” “It’s not really a question more than that it is a request. We’ve wanted a dog for such a long time now. You told me the house gets too quiet when I’m out at work and you’re home writing. I thought… Well, I thought this was as good a chance as any!”

“Starlight…” Romans started, a heart so full of love for this man. So full of doubt about this decision. “Have you thought this through? You know how much work these things are and, while I’d love nothing more, there are so many things we’d need to get them if we would take one in.”

Dee nodded at that and, miraculously, magicked up an entire list of items they’d need and where to buy them on his phone, Romans eyes widening more and more with each thing he listed of.

“You really want this dog don’t you love?”

Dee simply nodded, quickly pulling up a picture of Remus, soaking wet but smiling from ear to ear, holding three seemingly just bathed tiny puppies in a soft fluffy towel.

“I’m not talking you into this if you don’t want to as well. But I know it’s been your dream to have one and we’ve talked about it so much!”

Roman slowly began nodding his head at that, looking at the picture in front of him as one of his hands found his husbands and locked their fingers together carefully. Securely. Safely.

“Which one did you have your eye on?” he asked casually. Not missing how his love’s eyes lit up and he began to speak in a more animated way as he explained how he’s fallen in love with the middle one because of the white spot under her eye that looked like a spade and how Remus said they were very sweet pups and how she was running around his apartment all day exploring.

“How about we go pay Remus a visit hm? Then we can meet the pups and get to know them a little better and I can finally have that game of twister I promised him.”

Dee lit up at that and, already going over all the things they needed to do and how he could buy most of it online and wondering about where the should put her bed, he flung his arms around his love, picked him up and twirled his shorter companion around excitedly, Roman’s skirt fawning out as he did so.

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“Amata sweetheart, come here.”

A dog with a yellow bandana around her neck ran towards him at full speed. Coming to an abrupt stop on the carpet and staring up at him, mouth open, tongue lolling out. “Up.”

It had been an interesting five months since they had taken the dog home.

After they’d gone to Remus and Roman watched his husband play with the puppies, nearly crying when the lovely lady that was currently on his lap licking all over his face fell asleep on his chest when he laid down, he’d been won over.

They’d taken her home right away, making an appointment with the vet and going to buy all the things they needed right away for her. The pup wagging her tail the entire time they were in the car. Her little paws on the door and her head barely reaching high enough to look out of the window.

It had been interesting indeed. With having to scrub the carpet clean over and over before she was fully potty trained and watching Dee’s eyes light up when she sat on command for the first time. Feeding her bits of egg under the table or watching he be absolutely baffled by the fact that upside-down bowls could hide stuff.

Interesting yes. But not at all unpleasant.

They went on long walks through the forest near their home more often. Driving to the beach on hot summer days where their backs stuck to the car seats to sunbathe and watch through tinted shades as Dee and Amata chased the waves before running back when they got too close.

And, as he sits here now. Autumn leaves covering the grass of their little garden, the faint smell of paint on and dried smears of it still on his hands from his newest creation, Dee snickering quietly as he takes picture after picture of his husband laying on the couch with the pup as Amata seemed to be trying to lick every inch of his face before giving up and laying down in his lap, he can not imagine a time wherein he had been more content with his life than this exact moment.

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I hope this is alright. I just felt like writing something very soft and now I have created another animal that I would absolutely die for so Naja, meet Amata I guess

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Taglist:

Deceit: It took my toddler 40 minutes to put on his right sock.

Roman: Oh, that's not that bad!

Blaire: Yeah.

Okay but so everyone has assumed that if the Sides have bedrooms, Remus and Roman share one that’s split down the middle or that they have connecting rooms. But why just for the twins? Wouldn’t it be cool if everyone shared a room with their Other Half?