#decafplease

If we ever start selling alcohol at Starbucks (which is actually a possibility for my store), here’s my recommendation for customers looking for some excitement-

First, purchase alcohol.  

Second, sit near the register.

Third, take a drink every time someone says “Decaf.”

This game will be the most fun between 4 and 10 pm, when people are VERY insistent about avoiding caffeine (which I think defeats the purpose of coffee, but that’s just me). Sample conversation:

Customer: “I’ll have a grande decaf latte.  Decaf.”

Me: “Ok, a grande decaf latte.  Anything else for you?”

Customer: “Decaf.”

Me: “You got it.”

(after drink is handed to him/her)

Customer, to barista: “This is decaf, right?”

Customer, to me: “Did they make it decaf?”