Trump thinking only he can be written about in books is so funny to me. And apparently we forgot about the Great Depression tonight? My personal recap:
[sports game show intro song]
And tonight in Kamala v Trump ….
Trump: They are eating the dogs.. STEALING the dogs and eating them
Mod: That wasn’t confirmed—
Trump: Well I saw it on TV so therefore it’s true. Nobody lies on the internet
Kamala: And about fracking— I really think—
Trump: EXCUSE ME. THEYRE ABORTING BABIES WITH OLD FRENCH GUILLOTINES.
“Mods, someone mute that guy. MODS.”
Trump: 250 Billion people died and you’re laughing. 250 billion people died and YOURE LAUGHING
Kamala: and this motherfucker—- I mean former president
[while driving full speed off of a cliff] I too have a concept of a plan
“Steve stop turning Trump’s mic on and off”
“He’s yelling so loud it doesn’t even matter”
“Oh yeah fair. Keep it rolling”
Trump: So Biden—- I mean you. Her. You know, the now-black woman who turned black. I mean the black woman who didn’t—
Trump: I may or may not be running only so the legal proceedings against me may or may not be dropped.
Trump: Excuse me. It’s only 99.
The spam texts we all got saying to vote trump may have been mildly funnier than Taylor Swift saying ‘fuck trump vote kamala’—
Kamala: Trump got fired by 81 million people and he’s having a pretty hard time coping.
Trump: At least I’m not operating sex change surgeries on immigrants in American prisons.
