#death-through-design

Come to SD bby

Anxiety? :/

Ur hair looks cute

blog url: guns-n-shit.tumblr.com

posts they reblog: an uncomfortable number of tiger gifs sandwiched between porn gifs.  he would also reblog gun care posts and add his two cents to the end. stuff about alcohol.  He would have one side blog dedicated to all things glittery, ugly christmas sweaters, and general adorable things.And a second dedicated to photographs of him and Rain re-enacting films (obvs this is only in that verse but it's important).

first person they followed: In our RP-verse it would be Rainary obvs.In a more general verse it would probably be Sophie and he alternatively hits on her, bitches about his life at her, and trades murder-notes with her.

what kind of theme: he would have the default theme.  still. like a dorkwaffle.

2am text posts: SEBASTIAN MORAN IS A COMPLICATED GUY, OK? 

him getting really upset about Frodo and Sam

nipples

his nipple

robots with dicks 

drunken ravings about how nobody EVER bought him a goddamn gun for his birthday.

poetry

lil' bit of furry porn ngl

three lies and a truth about his misadventures

vague blogging about the Moriarty brothers ("not even 'jr' or anything he just gave them all the same fucking name")

their blog url:  goldengod.tumblr.com (when he originally picked it he used all caps and was annoyed when he found out the site makes all urls lower case)

posts they reblog: It's 90% him posting selfies and the occasional rant.  Dennis Reynolds is all about original content.  if he reblogs something that person should consider it an HONOR.  Occasionally though he'll reblog some hella' sketchy shit.  Also boats. 

first person they followed: Charlie.  Then he waited for everyone else to follow him. and then he followed them back

theme: Something sleek and stylish that he will not stop tweaking.

23 -- we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas" au

ily for sending me this, but i can only vaguely kinda' write Dennis, and Mac is even shakier so I apologize if this is a wreck. also let's just pretend that The Gang all managed to get into college, that's all part of the fun of the AU, imagining a world where Charlie lied his way into a formal education via a video interview where he sang a song about killing rats. 

u get summaries.  

Bodyswap -- Dennis and Charlie swap bodies and Dennis is absolutely horrified by the state of Charlie's being.  Completely horrified.  Meanwhile Charlie is equally horrified which makes Dennis mad.  So he follows Charlie around nagging him and telling him things like "don't you dare eat that, mY BODY IS A TEMPLE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DESECRATING IT!!"  

Pretending to be married -- With Mac.  They're trying to scam someone and it leads to a lot of awkward flirting on Mac's part and a lot of Dennis toying with him before they eventually end up making out in front of the person they're trying to scam.  The person leaves and they keep making out.

College AU -- Dee and Dennis are in a sorority and a fraternity, respectively, they come up with a plan that will allow them both to slip into positions of power in their respective groups.  This involves them working together. They end up killing someone.  Business as usual.