Wade used to stock up on his favorite shampoo and conditioners when he.. you know.. had hair because it was a special brand, wasn't always available in stores so he had to order it from the manufacturer and it came in bulk. Not a problem since it meant he could do it once and forget about it for a better part of a calendar year. maybe it stayed in a box somewhere when he moved in with Al cause why tf would he unpack boxes ESPECIALLY when it would only make him feel worse. anyways Logan takes a shower when Wade breaks out the old favorite shampoo and conditioner and Logan comes out like ... holy shit feel my hair it's so soft..? Wade never gets PERMISSION for pets and holy shit it is really soft like wow peanut I had no clue under all that grease and blood who knew you were like a newborn kitten's fur.... and then it becomes Wade's fidget toy.
