#deadpool weasel

requested by: anon warnings: NO SPOILERS FOR DEADPOOL 2, cutes. the following includes Wade, Weasel, Dopinder and Vanessa.

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Wade Wilson

Wade is an enthusiastic hugger. He likes to pull you in close and breathe in your scent, as though he could somehow absorb you into himself. He has this sweet habit of nuzzling his face into your neck, where he’s as likely to blow a fat, wet raspberry on it as he is to kiss it. Wade prefers to keep you as close to him as he can, where he knows you’ll be safe. His hugs are strong and protective and smell variously of spice and smoke or blood and sweat.

When he snuggles, like every other area of his life, Wade goes all-in. He reminds you of some face-hugging alien or some such, as he envelops you in his arms and then flops half on top of you, his legs getting in on the action, too, until you’re a mess of limbs and skin and cuddly goodness. He doesn’t care if your hair is in his face or his arm falls asleep. He’s quite content to lie there, whispering dirty jokes and bad puns in your ear, until you drift off to sleep together.

Weasel

Weasel is a lazy hugger. He’s not overly enthused about physical contact, but he’s not opposed to it. He’ll gladly throw his arm around your shoulders as he introduces you to his buddies, dropping a kiss on your head as you scoot off behind the bar, and he’ll always welcome a hug if you want one, but he’s not the clingy sort. He respects your space and values his own.

It’s a similar story when it comes to snuggling; Weasel doesn’t mind if you want to curl up with your head on his chest at night, but you rarely find him coming to you for that. That’s not to say that he’s bad at it; he has figured out just how to do it so that no one’s arms fall asleep, and he can spend patient hours holding you, running his fingers through your hair.

Dopinder

Dopinder is an awkward hugger. He hasn’t really had a lot of romance or closeness in his life, except maybe with his mother. Wade keeps telling him to just relax and do what comes naturally, but unfortunately for Dopinder, what comes naturally is… just… awkward. The first few times you hug him -- and you always make the first move -- it’s rather like hugging a mannequin of some kind; he doesn’t quite know what to do with his arms, and afraid of doing the wrong thing, he kind of ends up just standing there, maybe patting your arm from some strange angle.

Luckily, Dopinder takes direction fairly well, as long as you’re patient and precise with him. The more time you spend with him, the more comfortable he becomes, until he’s quite content sitting beside you on the couch, an arm around you, watching Frozen.

Vanessa

Vanessa is a sweet hugger. Her hugs are soft and warm and comforting and make you feel the strangest combination of safety and complete vulnerability. She never lets go of a hug first; she always holds you exactly as long as you need it. If her hair is down when she hugs you, your nose is filled with a delicious scent that is uniquely Vanessa. It sweeps you up and transports you to other worlds. When her hair is up, your noses find each other’s necks and the skin-to-skin contact almost gets you high.

Cuddles with Vanessa are out of this world. It seems like no matter how you position yourselves, her body molds perfectly to your own. She likes to lie facing you, her eyes locked on yours, your noses almost touching, her hand playing with the soft little hairs behind your ear. She’s not without her silly moments, though, despite her often practical and sweet demeanor. She knows every one of your ticklish spots, and takes great delight in attacking them just as you’re about to drift off to sleep. She laughs at least as hard as you do every time.

AAAAAAND I’m back for now! Trying to make a slight comeback with the fact that I FINALLY watched Deadpool and the fact that Weasel does not get enough love!! Rated at least PG 13 because it’s Deadpool. It’s long as hell but I hope you like it♡