Wade W. Wilson aka Deadpool
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Wade W. Wilson aka Deadpool

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Oh the things I feel looking at them
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The disappointment on my face while watching DP&W to discover this indeed did not happen
Fire & Ashes - Ch 3
A Cable Story!
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[Length - 4-5 chapters - on going]
[General advisories - violence, swearing, sexual content. Rated - Explicit]
[Chapter advisories - so much smut...enjoy!]
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“Lay down and be quiet,” I said. I was with Cable in a guest room at the school. His place was too far and during missions he preferred to stay close by.
He was laying face down on the bed with his clothes off, save for his underwear. I quickly changed as Colossus helped him undress from his blood soiled clothes. A shapely ass in black cotton faced me and all I could think about was reaching out for it. But he was in such a vulnerable state that I decided to look away and concentrate on the bullet wound.
“Will you just take it out?”
I sighed and sat at the bed with a small stool beside me; on the stool were bandages, towels, a disinfectant, and tweezers. I began my work and for the most part he was quiet, barely moving. I imagined what amounts of pain he must have gone through to be so stoic during a bullet removal. I cleaned his thigh and wrapped a bandage around the wound. When I was finished I cleaned up the area with a towel and went to wash my hands.
When I returned he was sitting up, giving me a full view of his broad chest made up of both flesh and metal. He stared at me, standing at the doorway. I shut the door and walked inside, slowly, as if I were a lioness stalking a gazelle. And yet, as it was always the case with him, I wondered who was stalking who.
Drunken Night.
I’m just having fun with these older men. XD
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I laugh a lot, and very easily. I'm wheezy, i honk sometimes, sometimes i laugh to tears, and when i reach peak laughter, i gag from the force of it. I've laughed at many things very hard in my life, but yesterday i think i all but transcended my usual laughing streak. Watching Deadpool 2, it was a good movie. Funny but emotional, as one expects. But when i got to the scene depicted above, seeing Thanos's actor so angrily spit this line, something about it slaughtered me. It started without there being air in my body, and when i finally got some in, i couldn't let it go. I laid on the couch, flailing in near-silent amused agony while screen recording those critical five seconds, and sent it to Kitten. Only after the video had sent, and tears had come to my eyes before the serious laughter began, did the serious laughter begin. Choking and crying, the colors black, tan and a hint of orange that had been in my head were flooded out by explosive blue and pink, which became a clusterfucked rainbow. I had to pause the movie and get up, hobbling into the kitchen like a drunken dipshit, trying to put up food my dad had cooked a little while earlier. I laughed in small succession, bout after bout, tears streaming down my face, stomach and ribs hurting more than usual. And then, oh boy, the gagging. I gagged three times, i think. This went on for about ten minutes before i could finally continue the movie. I just played that little scene over and over again, re-cursing myself in an endless loop until i FORCED the madness to subside. A few hours later, i dared to watch the scene again, and round two began. Once more, i was in tears, laughing into the void, my voice thunderous and echoing over the neighborhood as i sat outside. It couldn't be stopped. When i thought about how my neighbors most definitely hear me laughing all the time and have to wonder what in the sideways hell is going on at my house for this psychotic bitch to always be laughing, it made me laugh more. Every time i calmed down, i'd watch the scene again, and again i would wheeze into uncontrollable laughter. No gagging...this time. Later, Kitten and i had our routine phone call. When we hung up, i watched the scene yet again. It was a slow dissolve, but i ended up laughing to tears yet again, and eventually gagged two more times. My sinuses ran so much i had to blow my nose. You're probably wondering why the fuck this one dumbass phrase was so funny to me, and i really have no idea. The delivery, Cable's face, the fact that he's motherfucking THANOS, the mental image of a grown man with hairy man legs and tiny infant testicles, i don't know. It was everything. This will go down as the funniest fucking thing i ever have heard in my life thus far. It happened on August 19th, 2020, in the midst of a pandemic, a terrifying election and hella troubling politics, as well as natural disasters and a dying planet. Through the ravaging horror of this year, a stupid five-second line in Deadpool 2 gave me life. Today, my stomach and chest are sore.
“Ohmygod destiny will arrive y’all” Josh Brolin tries new voices for Thanos lmao (x)
Cable from Deadpool 2 (May 31 2018)
i really liked the deadpool sequel, damn