Sometimes I sit and imagine all of the dead parents from the Disney movies sitting together and watching their children's lives go by and giving commentary like the ancestors in Mulan.
"Eleanor, your son just spent several hours with my daughter. Why does he need to put the shoe on every single girl? He should know what she looks like!"
"I don't know, Clarence..."
"At least narrow it down to all the strawberry blondes in the kingdom, sheesh!"
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"I told you to fire Jafar LONG before I passed, but did you listen? No....!"
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"...your second wife just asked for our child's heart inside of a box, George."
"How was I supposed to know she'd be a terrible mother!?"
"Oh, and now she's used a potion to make herself hideous. Well at least now her outside matches her inside."
"And she just poisoned our daughter with an apple."
"Ooh! She just fell off a cliff! Good for her! Our daughter's still dead, though. Oh wait, now she's not!"
"Mary, would you please-"
"I'm still mad at you, by the way..."