I think official Dead Lobster hopes are dead. MT2 art has never been reused. Heck, not even the Kyuuyaku art ever appeared again. The Apollo is great!

However, unofficial Dead Lobster dreams are very much alive.

taking side becoming a diesel soaked marble knight sliding over polished granite floor if tilted.

lance piercing into ribs breaking like brittle grey thermoplastic. Forced removal without fight fingers like dead lobsters weak and flesh. 

fried egg and candied melodies coffee lost hours in the city of dogs and call time from the mosque. 

being opponents hurting bones your consciousness rubbing off on my shoulder, chin smeared with guilt, my hands full of moral fault. 

Toronto grid, northern winds and Canadian dollars a vague echo of foot steps escape of repetition.

teeth with particles of charcoal dust false, judged upon by memories of dead fish on the Coromandel shore. 

daggers in a chest holster and your pure white uniform complete absorption fulfilment in velvet kicks, physical absolution.

oriental lethalness and torch gaze that breaks rocks. hapless movement hardly a forceful action, stamina without morale, a shark in dense network by-catch bleeding on planks fins beating on rubber.

milky way motorcycle touch too soft a left turn not taken bizarre speed on a bumpy road.

How Do the “22 for 30” Episode Tie-In Items Affect the Conform-O-Meter?

With every new content update the game receives, each new item arrive with its own bonus reward or contribution to the Conform-O-Meter but also many times EA makes changes to existing or previously released content as well. To find out what this update and event and their content has brought to the table keep reading after the jump.

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“22 for 30” Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough

Apu is ready to sell some Squishee drink, while a new man joins the Channel 6 crew. Join us right after the jump for the premium walkthrough!

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“22 for 30” Episode Tie-In: Premium Kwik-Tap Guide

A few items have returned from the past and the new character in town brings to us some dialogues for them. Join us right after the jump for the premium kwik-tap guide!

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“22 for 30” Episode Tie-In: Walkthrough

Get ready for a new episode of the show with this small quick preview of “22 for 30”. Join us right after the jump for the walkthrough!

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