ㅤHi sorry i need to infodump sorry ྀིྀི
I really really REALLY need to see more bloodymary fics in which simon’s like scarily intelligent due to the fact he gained so much knowledge after staring straight into the eye of the red eyed god😭😭
i need simon being freakishly calm once grace retrieved him from the iron lung and grace saying “i honestly expected you to freak out a lot more than this” and simon being like “yeah i kinda knew you were gonna do this so i didn’t really have any reason to freak out about it.”
simon being calm asf during the whole “time go fishing” because he knows none of them are gonna die so he has no reason to panic.
That, OR simon being really freaked out abt his new intellect😭 like that scene in project hail mary where grace is like “why do i know that? AM I SMART!?!1?”
simon with chronic migraines due to him being filled w/ so much knowledge he can’t even think straight. i love the king in yellow headcanon i’ve been thinking about this all night instead of writing😭😭😭
I really really need more of simon being really smart for no reason and he doesn’t know why but he does😭 i imagine him explaining the quiet rapture to grace the same way bill wurtz explained space before space
Simon being like “A long time ago, actually never— and also now. Nothing was nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense right? Like i said it didn’t happen. But it also did happen and i saw it. Nothing was never anywhere. That’s why it was everywhere. And we didn’t notice it until it already happened which it didn’t but it did. imagine a star eating monster, except it’s not star eating nor a monster, because it’s not real and never happened. that’s the quiet rapture.” and grace is like “what….????”
also i love the idea that simon does still know rust as his first language, but after seeing the ignorant god he knows every language. so he understands rocky without the translator, and understands grace despite not ever hearing actual english before.
