Drunk Eddie and Robin part 2
Gorgeousgreymatter:
I think I might use the dice rolling thing to get Steve to try and beg Eddie to put pajamas on and go the fuck to sleep and Eddie just keeps trying to seduce him even more in such an endearing way that Steve would like to die
lettersinthesand:
:loveteeth:
kesbird:
YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Because drunk Eddie would just pull fistfuls of dice from nowhere and Steve would just be like HOW
Turn him upside down and shake him and dice falls out
kesbird :
“Why do you have those???” “In case we need to play a stripping game duh now take your shirt off”
wynnyfryd:
drunk eddie who forgets they aren’t actually boyfriends yet because wtf? you’re so hot steve why aren’t we boyfriends???
lettersinthesand :
right
Buff Muggin:
I’m sorry but truly I cannot stop thinking about what was said earlier of Eddie just licking Steve’s neck, with the context of they aren’t even together
Gorgeousgreymatter:
that's what makes it hot!!!!
Buff Muggin:
Like that’s so fucking delicious yum yum
lettersinthesand :
Alternatively drunk Eddie who forgets they are boyfriends and freaks out when Steve says he isn't single
lettersinthesand:
RIGHT
kesbird:
Eddie - “aww my boyfriend’s so cute” Stev- “we’re not boyfriends” Eddie already crying “are you breaking up with me???”
wynnyfryd:
mid hand job “wait who are you cheating on????“ lmfaoo
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Why haven't I hit that yet Stevie
lettersinthesand :
JBFHDGSYDGD
kesbird:
THATS WHAT IM SAYING I lost it at that!
lettersinthesand:
Omg him using the word boyfriend and Steve chalking it up to being a joke
Gorgeousgreymatter :
It's going in the fic you all can scream about it later I promise lol
kesbird:
DONT WORRY WE WILL
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
It's like that one video where the guy is coming out of surgery and his wife is there and he's like"you better stop putting your hands on my chest I have a wife" and she's like "I am your wife"
wynnyfryd:
the pet names would get sooooo ridiculous, eddie’s poorly trying to climb steve’s back like a koala and he’s just slurring “stevie, baby, darlin’, sweetheart. light of my life. my sweet lil cinnamon peach pie banana nut muffin—“
“okay dude are you proposing or just hungry? get off me!”
wynnyfryd:
and then eddie’s like “yeah kinda” and fuckin bites him on the shoulder
lettersinthesand:
"We're married?! Holy shit, i hit the jackpot!"
kesbird :
Eddie- “I wanna climb you like a tree stevward” steve-“You ALREADY ARE”
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Jfjshhchd accidentally kinky biting you get me
kesbird:
YES BITES
ok but is it a steddie fic in this house without biting
lettersinthesand:
Joke until it isnttttt
lettersinthesand :
True
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
He do be biting
kesbird:
All I’m saying is that drunk Eddie would have a little nibble
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] :
Just a taste
Gorgeousgreymatter :
He already had a lick so might as well
Buff Muggin:
Grey I am already screaming and I will continue to scream until the fic is done and I will still scream after
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
Steve is like "even if I wanted to, I'm not taking advantage of you while you're drunk and I'm sober"
"You mean this entire time I just also needed to get you drunk ? OPEN THE CABINETS THEN I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GOOD SHIT"
Disc:I don't condone getting someone drunk just to sleep with them
But this is fanfiction
Gorgeousgreymatter:
I also want Gareth to like deliver Eddie to Steve to take home with Robin from the party. "Sorry to dump him on you man but he will not shut up about you and I simply cannot hear these things"
"...okay...wait what do you mean things?????"
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
LMAOO
kesbird:
YESSSS
God that’s so fucking funny
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
Gareth, long suffering Gareth
kesbird:Like GARETG is beat red and it’s not even about him!
Buff Muggin :
GARETH AIDING IN GETTING STRDDIE TOGETHER MY BELOVED
Gorgeousgreymatter :
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rainbownerds:
Steve eventually says sth like "If I cuddle you will you go to sleep? If you remember this and still wanna have sex when you're sober, ask me again"
lettersinthesand :
Omggg and he thinks Eddie won't 😭
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Consent king Steve
lettersinthesand:
sexy
Oh i legit thought that was supposed to say consent kink and i was like oh relate
Gorgeousgreymatter :
I was tempted to write both tbh lmao
But the pun
rainbownerds:
Eddie waking up and slowly remembering everything but steve's not there. he feels like he's gonna die of embarrassment but then steve comes out of the shower
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
Eddie:you don't understand man, the absolute unholy crimes I would comitt to just bite his ass-
Gareth:OOOOOKAY WE ARE TAKING A TURN AT ELM AND IM DROPPING YOU OFF AT HARRINGTON'S he can deal with this problem
lettersinthesand :
LMAO
Gorgeousgreymatter:
"Listen man. Gareth. My dude. Do you know how mad i was when I found out what a good guy he was? And hot? I mean he's so fucking hot Gareth look at him!!!"
"I absolutely will not be doing that"
lettersinthesand:
Eddie: listen. LISTEN. He is. So sexy
Gareth: :yellsteve:
Gorgeousgreymatter:
true ally Gareth :slurrrp: :EddieSIMP:
Buff Muggin:
Eddie- I want to… MOUNT him
Gareth- That’s the third time you’ve said that since I walked over to you. It’s been two minutes.
wynnyfryd:
“but Gareth, his HANDSSS”
rainbownerds:
"Tell him, not me! I don't need to hear this!"
lettersinthesand:
"Gareth. GARETH. His ass"
Buff Muggin:
(Gareth is talking in complete deadpan monotone btw)
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
Eddie- gym class was never the same without him, and his sweaty thighs,and his-
Gareth - do I really need this band? I can just down myself in this cup of water it wouldn't be that hard
wynnyfryd:
gareth praying for his tinnitus to kick in any time now
lettersinthesand:
"Gareth. GARETH. You aren't listening."
"Oh REALLY"
kesbird:
Gareth who is just LEARNING about his friends kinks in a speed run absolutely warp speeding it to Steve so that he doesn’t have to deal with this
Gorgeousgreymatter:
"I really wanna touch his hair. Do you think he'd let me if I ask? Can you ask??"
Gareth- looking around for someone to beg to murder him rn
wynnyfryd :
“his teeeeth. gareth his teeth are so lickable”
“that’s it you’re banned from the tequila for life”
kesbird:
Gareth sees Steve walk out of the party bathroom or whatever wherever they are beat fucking red because Eddie has been saying all that to Steve and losing it
Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:17 PM
Eddie - I mean, Gareth. I just want to taste him. Look at his neck. Oh, the things I would do to bite it.
Gareth - Do you think it’s possible to drown in a red solo cup?
Eddie - I don’t know man, that’s not what we’re talking about right now
Gareth - I’m very willing to find out
wynnyfryd:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
lettersinthesand:
Gareth slowly sipping his drink and turning away
Gorgeousgreymatter:
He's gonna knock on the door because everyone saw Steve and Robin go into the bathroom and Gareth is going to just be like "he's all yours, babysitter extraordinare"
kesbird:
ALSO SOME GOOD FUCKING SOUP
kesbird :
Exactlyyyyy!
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Because that's what Eddie keeps calling him and gareth has no fuxking idea what it means but fucking here u go
Babysit his ass
wynnyfryd:
“babysit his ass, apparently he’s into that too” lmfao
kesbird :
😂
Steve just- ???? But not having time to process because now he has two drunk octopuses
And Eddie is DELIGHTED to see him
Gorgeousgreymatter:
He's got two hands thankfully
Everyone watching Steve harringon the former king of Hawkins high leave with two people in his arms is objectively hilarious
Buff Muggin :
I both love incredibly supportive Gareth who tries to meddle in Eddie’s love life (to help him get the boy!!) and incredibly frustrated Gareth who hates how much Eddie talks about Steve
kesbird:
So he just gets practically tackled by a solid puddle of eddie
wynnyfryd:
gareth going through it
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Gorgeousgreymatter:
Robin getting a piggyback ride to the car (we were robbed of this in the Upside Down Steve would never even attempt to let Robin try to walk over those vines you cannot convince me otherwise) and just holding Eddie's hand
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:
Steve sends Gareth a fruit basket at the end of it all bc he doesn't know what else to do
Gorgeousgreymatter:
Which Eddie keeps swinging their arms and giggling
lettersinthesand:
ALL OF THIS
kesbird :
That is the most rich boy thing I’ve ever heard I love it
Gorgeousgreymatter:
30 bomb of beer and a post it that says thank you
Dude fruit basket
wynnyfryd:
that’s what they call their first apartment
kesbird:
Fucking iconic
Gorgeousgreymatter:
"If you puke in my hair I'm taking off your friendship bracelet and throwing it in the dirt, Robbie" -- she starts crying
lettersinthesand:
Robin is a crying drunk change my mind
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:25 PM
robin and eddie creating a feedback loop of sad wet eyed drunk idiots lmao
Gorgeousgreymatter:
I'd say she's a whiplash mood drunk lol
lettersinthesand :
Yeppp
kesbird:
Eddie is all - “I wanna tie you up Steve like a pretty little present 😌” meanwhile Robin is sobbing and Steve is having emotional whiplash
lettersinthesand:
Oh no now i had an angst plot bunny
wynnyfryd :
the sadness makes her nervous laugh until it turns to actual giggles
lettersinthesand:
Yes
wynnyfryd:
to the diary with you!! lol
lettersinthesand:
I feel like she's like me when drunk, which is super happy and intense until something happens and she's bawling her eyes out instead
Buff Muggin:
I definitely see Robin as the type to get really vocal to their friends about how much she loves them when she’s drunk. Like walking up to everyone she’s close to and being like “I need you to know that I am so happy we met and I love you so much you mean the world to me”
kesbird:
And the opposite is true too she’ll see someone she hates and BY GOD will they know by the end of that conversation
Gorgeousgreymatter:
"If you were a girl Steve I would marry you"
Cue drunk possessive argument between Robin and Eddie
wynnyfryd:
but then in the cold light of day steve tries to be like “that was really nice, what you said” and she’s all “gross, feelings 🤢”
wynnyfryd:
OH MY GOD a drunken passionate argument about who would be a better wife to steve
Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:28 PM
Steve: Can we have a MOMENT for ONCE, ROBBIE?
Robin: Not while I am sober!
kesbird:
“My heart shrivels and dies the moment there’s no alcohol fueling it steve”
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:29 PM
"I love you too, Rob"
"Tell anyone I said that and your ass is grass Harrington"
"Might wanna get the lawnmower because you literally told everyone that already last night"
Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:30 PM
“Tell anyone I said that-“ ROBIN EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU AND STEVE LOVE ONE ANOTHER (platonically) ITS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS HIDDEN
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM
She tells everyone every single time she's drunk
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:31 PM
also quoting steve to steve while pretending not to be undying besties is just so good
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM
Like they all don't know
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:32 PM
nancy sarcastically over her drink like, “shocking news everyone, my girlfriend loves my ex more than me”
Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:32 PM
You tried to “keep it under wraps” but those “wraps” were clear plastic cling film Robin. Everyone could see what was underneath it
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:33 PM
robin, starry eyed and missing all the sarcasm “i. love. him. so. MUCH”
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:33 PM
"But don't tell him!!!" In the loudest whisper whilst in Steve's lap
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:33 PM
THISSS
kesbird — Today at 4:34 PM
Even better if she stage whispers that directly to Steve lol
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:34 PM
eddie making the “lips are locked and the key is thrown away” gesture with the most sincere cow eyes
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM
That's going in the car scene
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:35 PM
argyle’s so high all the time that this actually is shocking news to him at every single party
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM
When her and Eddie argue over Steve
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:35 PM
He isn't even joking he is just as drunk and is 100% in on the seriousness
kesbird — Today at 4:36 PM
Covers Steve’s ears very badly for it too before Steve bats at him
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:36 PM
"But also ill fight you for him, Buckley. I'll fight you right now in this backseat!"
Steve: NO YOU WILL NOT
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:36 PM
Man Argyle as a background character in fic is so underrated
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:37 PM
kindergarten style slap fight commences
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM
Hdjshxxb this is gonna be so fun j have so many good dialogue ideas :loveteeth: :loveteeth:
kesbird — Today at 4:37 PM
:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM
It will be a gift for all of you :EddieSIMP:
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:37 PM
:loveteeth:
kesbird — Today at 4:38 PM
Did I mention I would kill for you I’m just gonna leave that out there again because AHHHHHH
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:38 PM
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Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:39 PM
...at Steve's house he has to go take care of Robin first so he takes Eddie to his bedroom and says STAY PUT all grumpy and Eddie says "I'll be a good boy for you stevie" and then Steve hurls himself into the sun
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:40 PM
Eddie is just. King of accidentally saying super hot shit
wynnyfryd — Today at 4:41 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH picturing him like, starfished on steve’s bed with his head hanging off the edge so he’s smiling upside down at steve
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:42 PM
Oh no he means it. 100% and that's what makes it part of Steve's agonies lol
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:42 PM
:loveteeth:
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:48 PM
...Steve trying to get Eddie to change clothes and he wants the yellow sweater but Steve's like you can't have it, I just gave it to Robin.
"Fine then gimme your letterman jacket"
'You can't wear that to bed eds it's not comfortable and I don't want you puking on it"
Steve is finally able to haggle and placate with the literal shirt he's wearing because it's the only one Eddie will agree to wear
lettersinthesand — Today at 4:48 PM
:loveteeth:
kesbird — Today at 4:49 PM
:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:
I’m gonna lose my mind dear god
At this point steve is taking a shower out of self preservation. Both to let off steam and also because Eddie was cuddling him he was no match
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM
...he's gonna jerk off in the shower and feel shit about it
kesbird — Today at 4:50 PM
EXACTLY
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM
But it's the only way he can cuddle Eddie how Eddie wants without dying lol
kesbird — Today at 4:51 PM
And then eddie comes in sober and sees everything through the glass and is like “whelp my time to shine lmao time to make good on some promises”
Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:57 PM
MY TIME TO SHINE LMAAOODGUSGJFD
Steve having a crisis and Eddie just being inexplicably in love with him is my favorite steddie trope
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:59 PM
I'm seriously an excited puppy about writing this!!
Which means I'll get it done fast :ohreally:
hyperfixation powers activate
kesbird — Today at 5:08 PM
YESSSSS
Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 5:09 PM
Also RIP everyone backreading this later
kesbird — Today at 5:13 PM
Oh i didn’t even think about that lol
I’m gonna try and start putting discussions on tumble again we’ll see how that goes
wynnyfryd — Today at 5:16 PM
re: this whole conversation akdkds
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Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 5:19 PM
Tldr Drunk Bitey Eddie + DD Steve with a sprinkling of drunk lovey Robin and a dash of exasperated flustered Gareth
