“ oh, c’mon dex, don’t make fun of me! ” liv nearly whined, taking another sip of her wine before balancing the glass on her thigh. “ not everyone is a natural flirt like you, matthews. ” her head fell back against the couch and she let out a long sigh, squeezing the bridge of her nose between her fingers. when she began updating her friend on the whole forbidden crush situation, liv expected dexter to offer some advice or at least tell her she wasn’t completely hopeless, not to tease the hell out of her. though she probably should’ve seen it coming. “ i’m almost thirty years-old, for god’s sake. i should be better than this. ” / @dcxtcr
















