#dcast

like we all know that guy who is a complete asshole when you first meet him but deep down hes really just this caring ball of marshmallow fluff

yeah im pretty sure this is that kind of guy like if you report something to him he cuts the crap and gets right to the root of the problem as opposed to letting his usual demeaning vernaculars flood your earholes but even when he does that he does it so perfectly

like dude your long winded hate speeches are like fucking poetry have you ever considered writing songs or like a book

can i just sit in your office and you can let your inane troll bullshit cascade over me and ill write everything down i bet that would sell like a million copies just for absurd humor and ludicrous word choice alone

but how do i fucking tell this guy that without getting an earful about inappropriate work conduct or some shit also is he flirting with me subtly or telling me in a not so subtle process of diatribe slinging to fuck all the way off to andromeda

i think i might need some advice on this one

ive been in relationships before you guys all know that from stories about my ex girlfriend but ive never been in a relationship with someone so colossally baffling

how the fuck do you initiate a conversation with a guy like this or do i even start with a conversation i dont even fucking know what trolls like if i leave him a bouquet of the most daintily scented flowers is he going to think im threatening his family (do trolls even have families) or will he think im actually putting forth a romantic effort