#dbyfuglien

I went and got you a breeding kink LIST FAM <3

Mo Rielly

Roman Josi

Paul Bissonnette

JG Pageau

Dustin Byfuglien

William Karlsson

Brian Boyle

Anthony Duclair

Marc-Andre Fleury

Henrik Lundqvist

Dustin Byfuglien - overstimulation (giving and receiving)

Blake Wheeler - blindfolds

Mark Scheifele - rimming (giving and receiving)

Mathieu Perreault - teasing with feathers (receiving)

Josh Morrissey - vibrators

JETS!!!

Favourite Player: Dustin Byfuglien or Blake Wheeler I can’t decide fight me

Least Favourite Player: Patrik Laine until he decides how to dress and grow (or not grow) facial hair. Make better choices, child. Make better choices.

Husband: ByfBest Friend: WheelsBrother: Schiefs

Fight: Dustin Byfuglien vs. Literally Everyone

It’s not even a rivalry, hell, they’re not even in the same division, and the game isn’t even that bad, emotion-wise, but there are some things Byf is just tired of hearing. Slurs against himself? He’s been brushing that shit off since peewee, unfortunately. Nobody’s stopped that, but ever since his partner came out as bi, the biphobic, homophobic, and from some astonishingly stupid people, the transphobic shit came out full-force and nobody was doing anything to stop it. So when that last little comment tipped him over the edge, he dropped the gloves and lost it. Some of his teammates had heard and didn’t care that he was wailing on the guy, but his entire team took exception and Byf didn’t care. He was in full-on hulk mode. 

When the refs finally separated him from the crowd and pushed him past the benches to get out of the game, he used his not-inconsiderable bulk to stop right in front of the visitors bench, point a finger at the coaches and call them out for not teaching their team to not be bigoted fucks. Every slur that came out of their mouths was a reflection of them, the coaching staff, the captains, and they were just as responsible. The anger on his face was so considerable that the bench and coaches were quiet, just staring as they took it in.

Nobody thought anything was going to happen apart from maybe Byf getting suspended, but he was wearing a mic that day and threatened to post the audio of the offending player all over social media unless that player got as much if not a longer suspension than he got. 

It worked.