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feeling sad so. this is a thing i'm doing. starting with the three protags, connor being deviant, might do more.
lee!connor:
hooooooly shit this boy is so sensitive
he upgraded his sensors after deviating so he would feel the same sensations as humans do
what he was NOT prepared for was just how ticklish that would make him
hank actually realized before connor did, by nudging the android in the ribs only for him to flinch and back away
sumo kisses >>>>>
absolutely cannot take teasing, whatsoever
"yohohou're an ahahahasshohole!"
he knows that swearing will make hank "angry" so when he's in a particularly bad lee mood, he'll pretty much swear just as much as hank in hopes of getting what they both know he wants
his worst spots are probably anywhere on his torso, and also his ears
his laugh is very high and giggly, which hank also finds fucking hilarious considering how serious connor always was before
ler!connor
as ticklish as connor is, he can be ruthless as a ler
of course after first discovering his sensitivity and hank tickled him silly, connor needed to get his revenge
the plus side of being a literal computer is that he can research new information and find answers within seconds
so he quickly research the most sensitive places on the human body before completely destroying hank
"you shouldn't dish out what you can't take yourself, lieutenant."
thats right, this boy knows how to TEASE
he always knows when a lee has had enough, as he can scan their body to look for problems with breathing, increased heartrate, etc
however, scanning for increased heart rate also helps in discovering the best spots as he watches the speed raise or lower as he hovers his hands above certain spots
lee!kara
ok, i'm gonna say it
i don't think kara is ticklish
there might be a few spots that get her to flinch away and smile a bit, but really that's it
ler!kara
now when it comes to kara as a ler... completely different story
being an android that was originally made to take care of small children, kara is no stranger to tickling and play fighting with kids
she likes to tickle alice when she's feeling down on herself, especially when it has to do with todd
of course with alice, kara keeps things light and playful, as to avoid any feelings similar to the way she felt around todd. as soon as alice says stop, kara stops
now what kara wasn't expecting was how ticklish LUTHER was
she's a much more "intense" ler with him, but she knows he can take it
kara loves playing the big bad ler with luther bc she (a) loves listening to luther's laugh and (b) knows how much fun alice has while watching her strong and serious father figure reduced to a giggly mess
lee!markus
we all know that carl treated markus like a son before The Incident, and what kind of father doesn't play with his kid?
carl received markus after he was already paralyzed, but that surely didn't keep him from playing around with his new companion
markus was produced to simulate human senses and emotions, so markus being ticklish didn't really surprise carl
markus isn't insanely sensitive, probably fairly average compared to most humans, but you can still get him pretty bad when he isn't expecting you
markus taught the jericrew about tickling, but immediately regretted it as josh and simon immediately ganged up on him as north watched, smirking in the corner
simon LOOOOOVES tickling markus when he's being too hard on himself, he just cares abt his bf a lot
i'd say his worst spot is probably his ribs, and also the palms of his hands!
his laugh varies a lot depending on who he's with, what spots are being targeted, etc, but one thing that is almost always consistent is that he snorts. all. THE TIME
ler!markus
like i mentioned before, markus taught the jericrew abt tickling
the lesson of course, being the in the form of what essentially turned into a three way tickle fight between him, simon, and josh
before si and josh teamed up against him, markus was surprisingly quick with his hands and VERY teasey
"wait what's so funny? did i miss the joke?"
he knows that most forms of physical contact are something that north wants to stay away from, and markus respects that, of course
revenge for simon's tickle attacks always end well for markus, simon's just a lot more sensitive
100% the type to laugh along with whoever he's tickling, you can't change my mind
bc Iâm in a Mood and procrastinating doing any actual writing lol
đ at first it doesnât occur to either of them that androids could be ticklish. Connor is theoretically familiar with the concept, but has never had any reason to apply it, and Hank hasnât thought about it in decades, since he used to play with Cole.
đ BUT THAT ALL CHANGES WHEN the fire nation attacks Connor gets an update, and naturally such an advanced prototype has some pretty...sensitive sensors. so when Hank pokes him in the side one day to get his attention and he jumps like heâs been electrocuted, this immediately calls for further investigation~
đ Connorâs ticklish almost everywhere, but sweetest spots are his belly, sides and neck.
đ he has an adorably goofy laugh, a total contrast to his usual calm controlled front: giggles, squeals and (if youâre lucky) snorts!!
đ at first he finds the sensation a little alarming/overwhelming because of the loss of control (and all the warnings popping up in his vision about heat distribution). but because itâs Hank he likes the closeness, getting to see his more playful side, and the feeling of being simultaneously helpless yet safe.
đ Hank may or may not have a Moment of Realisation when heâs got Connor under him all giggly and disheveled and blushing bright blue (ssh androids totally blush blue I wonât hear otherwise) and oh shit heâs Really Fucking Cute.
đ after this tickles become a pretty regular occurrence, and surprisingly effective stress relief for both of them! especially when theyâre working a tough case.
đ of course Connorâs gonna get revenge, and he is Prepared! Like, he legit researches sensitive spots on humans and different tickle techniques.
đ Hankâs not nearly as ticklish though, so most places donât get more than a few snickers.
đ There IS, however, this One Spot just above his hip that has him breaking out into deep belly laughter.
đ This quickly becomes Connorâs favourite sound ever, and he doesnât hesitate to tell him so, which only makes it worse/better.
đ Sometimes heâll use it to wake Hank up when he doesnât wanna get out of bed (which is always), but that has mixed success at best since he usually just pulls Connor down with him and suddenly theyâre both late for work whoops.
đ obviously Sumo loves to join in the fun!! Whenever he sees them wrestling heâll jump onto the both of them wanting to play. Tickly doggy kisses are allowed and encouraged.
Here is a complete rebloggable masterpost of all my works sorted by fandom. Beneath the fandoms, they are sorted in order of when I posted them (except for series, which are sorted together). You can also find these on ao3 under august_anon, or on the Masterpost Page on my blog (which is sorted better tbh). Thanks for reading my works!
Avatar: The Last Airbender
(â20) Tickletober Day 3 - Stocks - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Aang, Ler!Sokka, Katara, Toph, Zuko - What else is Aang supposed to do when he finds a set of stocks in an abandoned town? NOT see if he could fit in them? 1151 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 9 - Ganged Up On - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Zuko, Ler!Aang, Toph, Katara, Sokka - Theyâd been plotting all week, and it was driving Zuko insane. The actual reason turned out a lot more innocent than Zuko was worried about. 713 words
Youâre Dead - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Zuko, Ler!Aang - Aang has a little fun at Zuko's expense. 131 words
Lullaby of Laughter - [ao3] - Suzukka - Lee!Sokka/Ler!Zuko/Suki - Sokka's a bit too restless to fall asleep, and unfortunately all his fidgeting is keeping Suki and Zuko awake. Suki decides to show Zuko just how she tires Sokka out enough to sleep. 2038 words
Boku No Hero Acadamia (My Hero Acadamia)
(â20) Tickletober Day 18 - Holding It In - [ao3] - EraserMic - Lee!Aizawa/Ler!Yamada - Hizashi demands Husband Cuddles on their day off, but Shouta is being difficult. Luckily, Hizashi knows how to get his way. 799 words
Unrestrained Revenge - [ao3] - EraserMic - Switch!Aizawa/Switch!Yamada - Hizashi decides to take advantage of Shouta getting a little tangled up in his capture weapon. Shouta, of course, can't let that go without revenge. 1872 words
Lounge Day - [ao3] - EraserMic - Lee!Aizawa/Ler!Yamada - Shouta had made it rather clear how he wanted the day to go, but what fun was that without a chase? 934 words
We Can Try - [ao3] - EraserMic - Lee!Yamada/Ler!Aizawa - Hizashi comes clean about something he's been craving for a long time, and Shouta is more than happy to assist. There's only one problem... Hizashi's convinced it won't work. 4347 words
Carry On/Simon Snow Series
On Loveâs Light Wings - [ao3] - SnowBaz - Lee!Simon/Ler!Baz - Simon and Baz are having a quiet moment together under the stars, and Baz discovers something interesting about Simon's wings. 2888 words
Detroit: Become Human
(â20) Tickletober Day 16 - Massage - [ao3] - RK1000 - Lee!Connor/Ler!Markus - The new software patch has come through, and androids can now feel sensations a lot more similarly to humans. Markus plans to use this to treat his overworked boyfriend to a massage, but things donât quite go as planned. 1770 words
Gravity Falls
(â20) Tickletober Day 1 - Unusual Spot - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Dipper, Ler!Mabel - Mabel not-so-accidentally reveals one of Dipperâs tickle spots. 610 words
Good Morning series
(â20) Tickletober Day 13 - Wake Up! - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Dipper, Mable, Ler!Stan - Stan may have difficulty recalling anything now, but at least he knows the kids will be a constant. 1691 words
Tickle Monster - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Ford, Stan, Dipper, Mabel - Dipper and Mabel complete their mission, distracting Great Uncle Ford, with flying colors. Unfortunately for them (and for Stan), Ford knows how to fight back. 1720 words
Miraculous Ladybug
(â20) Tickletober Day 15 - Stuck - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Adrien, Ler!Marinette - Thanks to a little yo-yo malfunction, Ladybug finds out something very interesting about her partner. 989 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 17 - Revenge - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Marinette, Switch!Adrien - In Marinetteâs humble opinion, this was one of the most ridiculous scenarios she could imagine them finding out each otherâs identities. 799 words
Sanders Sides(/Cartoon Therapy)
High School AU
Still Got It - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Lee!Virgil/Ler!Roman - Roman is frustrated that heâs never heard Virgil laugh. Logan presents a solution. Turns out, after all these years, Virgil is still ticklish. 2350 words
You Brought The Laughter Back - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Lee!Roman/Ler!Virgil - Virgil may not have the experience Roman has, but his fingers definitely work magic, if Romanâs reactions are anything to go by. 2170 words
Iâm Not Ticklish - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Logan/Ler!Roman - Â Logan has had a thing for tickling as long as he could remember, and heâs rather good at hiding it. It only takes one slip-up for Roman to find out and make his fantasies come true. 5588 words
Calorie Counting - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton - Â Roman is struggling with his new system of trying to lose weight. Luckily, Patton is always there for him. 1496 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 1 - Feather - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Patton, Roman, Virgil - Â Someoneâs been sneak-tickling Logan, and heâs determined to find out who. 727 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 2 - Fingers - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Patton - Â Logan is ever so rudely awoken from his nap. 278 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 3 - Unusual Spots - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - Roman finds a rather unusual method of warming his hands, leading to the discovery of a rather unusual spot for Patton to be ticklish. 278 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 4 - Stocks - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Logan - Roman agreed to help Logan with some of his âexperiments.â He would never admit how much he loved it. 864 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 5 - Tools - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Logan - Â Itâs Virgilâs turn to help with an experiment, and heâs getting a little impatient waiting for what he truly wants. 684 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 6 - Gang Tickling - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Logan, Roman, Patton - Â Virgilâs been in a certain kind of mood for a number of days, now. Itâs a shame no oneâs noticed enough to take advantage of it. 674 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 7 - Light Tickles - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil -Logan isnât sleeping. Again. Luckily, Virgil has a remedy. 461 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 8 - Hard Tickles - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan - Â Patton really wants to be wrecked. Logan is happy to oblige. 455 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 9 - âIâm not ticklishâ - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Lee!Roman/Ler!Virgil - Â Roman insists heâs not ticklish. Virgil insists thatâs impossible. What else is there to do except test it out? 446 word
(â19) Tickletober Day 10 - Arms Up - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Virgil did ask for this, after all. Now all he needed to do was actually hold out. 218 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 11 - Sneak Attack - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan - Â Patton is really much more sneaky than anyone gives him credit for. They really should start expecting it by this point. 233 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 12 - Unusual Tool - [ao3] - Royality - Lee!Patton/Ler!Roman - A not-so-peaceful moment together of doing chores leads to the discovery of a new possible tool of torment for Roman and Patton. 269 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 13 - Feet - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Virgil - Virgil can finally get his revenge on Patton for all the tickling, with the help of a few little piggies. 289 words
(â19) Tickletober 14 - Favorite Spot - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Roman, Patton, Logan - Â It was no secret that everyone in the mindpalace had their favorite spots, whether to tickle or be tickled. The rare thing was that, for one specific side, the favorite for everyone was unanimous. 194 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 15 - Cuddles - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil, Patton, Roman - Loganâs been overworking himself and refuses to relax, even when everyone forces him to take a break. Luckily, his fellow sides know just what to do. 661 words
Work of Art - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Logan/Ler!Roman - Â Roman just really wants to paint on his super attractive boyfriend. Logan, surprisingly (or not so surprisingly), is very willing. 1357 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 16 - Tickly Kiss - [ao3] - Moxiety - Lee!Patton/Ler!Virgil - Â Pattonâs having one of his âbad for no reasonâ days. Luckily, Virgil always seems to know what to do. 578 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 17 - Tickle Fight - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman, Virgil, Patton - Virgil wasnât sure how it started, but he was going to try his hardest not to lose. 211 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 18 - Chase - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton, Virgil, Logan - Roman may have wanted it, but he certainly wasnât going to make it easy for them. 194 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 19 - Stuck - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton -  Roman probably shouldâve thought this through before he did it⌠242 words
Hysterical series
(â19) Tickletober Day 20 - Hysterical - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â Itâs Virgilâs turn to experiment. He wants to know what it takes to make Logan hysterical. 343 words
Broken Logic - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â Logan had done enough ticklish âexperimentsâ on the others to know that they would be ruthless in their revenge, but truly? He wasnât complaining. And he certainly wasnât complaining when he heard Virgilâs threat to absolutely break him. 2689 words
The Attack of the Garra Rufa - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - Â Roman recently acquired a new spellbook and he is very excited to test out the new spells inside. 712 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 21 - Accidental - [ao3] - Logicality - Lee!Patton/Ler!Logan - Â Logan didnât mean to brush against Pattonâs side, but he definitely didnât expect the reaction it produced. What did Patton expect him to do when he realized the mind palaceâs tickle monster was ticklish? NOT tickle him? 642 words
(â19) Tickletober Day 22 - Tickly Massage - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Logan/Ler!Roman - Loganâs been overworking again, which was causing his back pain to flare up again. Roman comes by to make sure he has a break. 994 words
Weâll Be Here, Always - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan, Virgil, Roman - Â Patton canât always be happy, as much as he loathed to admit it. Sometimes he had bad days. Sometimes, those bad days had no rhyme or reason or cause. Luckily, his familyâs always there to support him. 5039 words
Could Use a Laugh - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Â Pattonâs got his hands on Romanâs new spell book. He canât wait to put it to use! His first target? A grumpy little side who could use a little more laughter in his life. 1063 words
The Prettiest Monster - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Virgil - Â All Roman wanted was to teach Patton makeup. He didnât expect to be playfully attacked in response. 1054 words
Feathery Feet - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Roman - Â Roman has decided itâs his turn to play with his new tickle spells on the mind palaceâs favorite emo. 664 words
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bright - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan - Â Logan knows that Patton is plotting on coming for him next with those silly new spells. He figures the best way to counter that is by getting him first. 892 words
Itâs Christmas, Wake Up! - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Roman, Logan, Ler!Patton - Â Patton thinks his fellow sides are taking a little too long to wake up, and heâs ready to start the dayâs festivities. Luckily, he has the perfect idea for getting them out of bed. 1224 words
Even Santaâs Elves Need Naps - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - Â Pattonâs been attempting to take on the monumental task of planning and setting up Christmas all on his own. Roman has decided he needs a break, and maybe a good laugh. 751 words
Dancing Around the Issue - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Logan - Â They were supposed to be rehearsing. It wasnât Romanâs fault he was so ticklish. 1665 words
The Featherswords series
Prince Feathersword - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Logan, Patton, Virgil, Ler!Roman - Romanâs been on a bit of a nostalgia binge, recently, and couldnât help but remember a special sword a certain tickly pirate had⌠3878 words
Professor Feathersword - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Roman/Ler!Logan - Â Roman didnât expect revenge, but he wasnât necessarily complaining. 2107 words
The Tickle Monster Always Wins - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton - Â Roman really shouldnât have doubted Pattonâs skills as a ruthless tickle monster. He was really in for it, now. 3220 words
Content (Valentickle) - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Switch!Virgil/Switch!Roman - Â It was meant to be some cuddling after a Valentines Day well-spent. Not that either of them were complaining with the playful turn things had taken. 1605 words
Kittenâs Got Claws - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â Virgilâs suspicious of Loganâs motives now that heâs started using Romanâs tickle spellbook as well. He figures he might as well be proactive and get the nerd, first. 895 words
Giddy Kisses - [ao3] - Logince - Lee!Logan/Ler!Roman - Â Roman has a quite the sweet gift for Logan. Itâs not his fault his boyfriend is so ticklish. 599 words
Scooch - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Roman - The couch may be a comfortable place for a nap, but Virgil is sorely mistaken if he thinks heâll be able to commandeer it for long. 401 words
Joyful Noise - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Logan, Roman, Patton - Â Virgil tiredly lets something slip on his Christmas list, but it doesnât turn out as bad as he fears. 1222 words
Cold Fingers, Warm Laughter - [ao3] - LAMP - Switch!Virgil, Logan, Roman, Patton - Â Maybe Patton was right and Roman shouldâve worn gloves during their snowball fight, but was that going to stop him from starting something? Absolutely not. 1109 words
Color By Tickles - [ao3] - Gen - Ler!Virgil, Lee!Roman - Â Virgil was feeling more confident with these spells, now. Meaning it was the perfect time for revenge on a certain Prince they all knew. 961 words
Connected - [ao3] - Gen - Ler!Logan, Lee!Virgil - Â What, did Virgil think that Logan wouldnât get revenge? 596 words
Fluttery Feelings series
Fluttery Feelings - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Magic(?) - Â Roman had planned the perfect prank for movie night. He just really hadnât anticipated it backfiring on him. 2229 words
Fluttery Feelings 2: Helpless Revenge - [ao3] - Gen, Lee!Virgil, Patton, Logan, Ler!Roman - Roman had the perfect prank planned for movie night. This time, he would make sure it didn't backfire. 419 words
Provoked - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan - Â Patton should have known to provoke Logan so far, but really, maybe that was exactly what heâd wanted all along. 967 words
TacTickle Advantage - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Â Virgil should know better than to accept a challenge from Patton when he has that devious grin on his face. 716 words
Distraction - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Emile, Ler!Remy - Emile slips up and gets a bruise. Remy has just the thing to distract him from the pain. 512 words
So Close - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Roman, Virgil, Patton - Â Logan was so close to winning the bet, all he had to do was not laugh for another five minutes and he would be in the clear. Of course, it was at that moment Patton had to drop the secret to one of his biggest weaknesses. 945 words
Asking for Attention - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Lee!Roman/Ler!Virgil - Â Romanâs been pulling pranks all day. Virgil knows what heâs really after. 509 words
Patty-Lee - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman, Virgil, Logan - Â Pattonâs in a dangerous ler mood, but the others decide itâs high time he got a taste of his own medicine. 1137 words
Learn Your Lesson - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Virgil - Â Patton shouldâve known better than to go after Virgil alone. Now he was really in for it. 1181 words
âFearedâ Ler - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Patton, Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â When Virgil gave you that grin, you knew to submit yourself to your fate. 1660 words
Get Up - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton - Patton just wants to get up and have breakfast! Roman, unfortunately, is being a little stubborn. 1076 words
Changing Channels - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Logan, Switch!Virgil - Â Virgilâs sick of Loganâs documentary, but heâs not exactly keen on changing the channel. Needless to say, a playful little fight breaks out. 846 words
Dance if You Can - [ao3] - Prinxiety - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Roman - Â Roman held the unofficial title of âBest Dancerâ whenever their friend group played Just Dance. Virgil, the new addition, was about to show him how itâs done, but Roman was nothing if not competitive. 2975 words
Broken Rules - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Virgil knew the consequences if he broke the rules of the challenge, he really did. And yet, here Patton was, needing to give him his âpunishment.â Maybe it wasnât a punishment at all, based off Virgilâs reactions. 702 words
Helpful - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â Loganâs neck has been hurting him. Virgilâs only trying to help. 551 words
Prince Gigglee - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Virgil, Patton, Logan - Â Romanâs in a very giggly mood. Logan finally figures out why. 1021 words
Not So Fast - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Logan - Â Virgil isnât quite as sneaky as he thinks he is, asking for something indirectly. 634 words
Letâs Hang Out - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Logan - Â If Roman was going to (albeit accidentally) ignore him, then Virgil was going to ignore Roman right back. He just didnât expect the consequences that followed. 2085 words
Shark Attack - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Virgil, Switch!Logan - Logan and Virgil are together again for summer break, and Virgil decides heâd like to play one of their childhood games to reminisce. 1210 words
Countdown - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Logan, Patton, Ler!Roman - Roman has a favorite game he likes to play with the other Sides. While most of them would never admit it, they like playing it with him, too. 1085 words
Bedtime - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, LerLogan - Patton is refusing to go to bed, but Logan has a few tricks up his sleeves. 685 words
If You Do⌠- [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Virgil - Roman had asked Virgil to do his makeup, but he hadnât anticipated how much the makeup brushes would tickle. 536 words
Bonding Exercises - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Emile - Emile thinks that he and Virgil need to bond, and he has the perfect idea as to how. 699 words
Better Than Coffee - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â All Virgil had really been after was a hug. It wasnât his fault Logan was so sensitive. 280 words
Losses and Laughter - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - Â Really, Logan shouldâve known better than to make that bet. But was it really the worst way to lose? 332 words
Tricks and Teases - [ao3] - Analogical - Switch!Virgil/Switch!Logan - Logan had been planning to tickle his boyfriend silly. Not have it go the other way around. 548 words
Instincts - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - It wasnât Pattonâs fault he squirmed so much at even the threat of being tickled! 316 words
Delicious Laughter - [ao3] - Logicality - Lee!Patton/Ler!Logan - Patton had the perfect plan set out to get Logan to tickle him. Logan just happened to go a little off script. 425 words
Fall of the Fortress - [ao3] - Logicality - Switch!Patton/Switch!Logan - Really, all Patton had wanted to do was cuddle. But when a tickle war was started? He was not going to go down without a fight. 733 words
Bully - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Logan - Loganâs been teasing Roman all day, and he really hopes thereâs a laughter-filled payout after all this. 400 words
Begging For Lies - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Roman - Virgil shouldâve known better than to provoke Roman, seeing how ruthless he could be. But maybe that was exactly what Virgil was counting on. 469 words
Cookie Monster - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Virgil - Virgil helps Patton pass the time until his cookies are done. 560 words
Dr. Monster, M.D. - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Roman - Well, if Logan thought his ideas were too fantastical and unrealistic, Roman would just have to use that against him, wouldnât he? 458 words
Please? - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Virgil - Virgil isnât normally so bold, but with Roman looking at him like that, how could he resist? 390 words
Noisy Giggles - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton - Patton had no idea that vocal cords could tickle someone so well. 503 words
Learn to Lie - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Virgil - Virgil just wants his makeup back. If only Roman would own up to his thievery. 425 words
Itâs Okay to Laugh - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Virgil - During some late-night bonding, Virgil decides to help Logan loosen up a bit. 586 words
Cuddle Time - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Pattonâs in the mood to cuddle. 202 words
Strange Spot - [ao3] - Remile - Lee!Remy/Ler!Emile - Emile makes a fun discovery about Remy. 265 words
Glittery Giggles - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Logan - Logan thinks he deserves some payback after Romanâs latest prank. 522 words
Lazy Day by Law - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - Romanâs made it his job to make sure Patton obeyâs the laws of âLazy Day.â 425 words
Problem Solving - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Logan - After a long day of Roman being purposefully irritable, Logan finally finds out the reason. What kind of friend would he be if he didnât help Roman out? 537 words
The Labyrinth - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Roman, Ler!Patton - When Roman finds himself in a certain kind of mood, he knows who to ask. 677 words
Bready or Not - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Roman - Logan shouldâve known that Roman noticed his moods. At least he was willing to help out. 795 words
Anywhere? - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Logan, Ler!Patton - Loganâs managed to avoid Pattonâs tickle-monster rampage for this long. Will he be able to hold out? 182 words
Cuteness Quota - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Virgil, Ler!Patton - Patton never missed an opportunity to make Virgil smile.133 words
As Long As We Need - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Logan - Patton really didnât know what he was getting into when he agreed to help with one of Loganâs experiments. He found that he really didnât mind. 247 words
Sugar Sweet - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Patton, Ler!Roman - Pattonâs run out of ingredients for his cookies. Luckily, Roman has something even sweeter in mind. 206 words
Shadowhunters (TV)
Your Lips Create a Symphony - [ao3] - Malec - Lee!Alec/Ler!Magnus - Early on in their relationship, Magnus makes a little discovery while he and Alec are making out. He exploits this weakness to the fullest. 2236 words
Late Night Discoveries - [ao3] - Malec - Lee!Magnus/Ler!Alec - Alec makes a little discovery in his efforts to get Magnus to sleep. He takes full advantage of it in the morning. 1320 words
Star Trek: The Next Generation
(â20) Tickletober Day 5 - Drawn On - [ao3] - DaForge - Lee!Geordi/Ler!Data - Data had only wanted to experiment with a new form of art, Geordi couldnât fault Data for his own sensitivity interrupting them. 674 words
Star Trek: The Original Series
(â20) Tickletober Day 14 - Light Tickles - [ao3] - Spirk - Lee!Spock/Ler!Jim - In a quiet moment, Jim discovers something new about Spock. 961 words
Energy Well-Spent - [ao3] - Spirk - Lee!Spock/Ler!Jim - Jim is determined to show Spock the perks of doing things the human way. 694 words
Liar, Liar - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Bones, Scotty - The tranquilizer's got Scotty and Bones feeling a bit silly. 602 words
Demonstration - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Uhura, Ler!Spock - Perhaps Uhura should know better than to tease Spock, but it's just too much fun. 685 words
Supernatural
(â20)Â Tickletober Day 12 - Hard Tickles - [ao3] - Destiel - Switch!Dean/Switch!Castiel - Dean should know better than to start a tickle fight with an angel. 349 words
The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
How to Ask - [ao3] - Danbrey - Lee!Aubrey/Ler!Dani - Aubrey's been craving some playful affection lately, but there's no way she can just ASK for it. No, this requires a plan. 1135 words
Iâm Not Scared - [ao3] - Danbrey - Lee!Aubrey/Ler!Dani - Aubrey and Dani want to try something new, despite their nerves. Dani happens to make a new discovery in the process. 1305 words
The Adventure Zone: Balance
Touch - [ao3] - Taakitz - Lee!Taako/Ler!Kravitz - Touch and Taako have always had an interesting relationship, but it was time he started figuring it out with this new world, since they seemed to be sticking around. 2349 words
Not-So-Silent Treatment - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Magnus - When Taako decides to give Magnus the silent treatment, he decides that that just wonât do. 324 words
Taaco Fight - [ao3] - Gen - Switch!Lup, Switch!Taako - Â Tickle fights arenât exactly an uncommon occurrence between the twins. 346 words
Need Something? - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Lucretia - Taako is the type to annoy people until he gets what he wants. Lucretia isnât the type to take that sort of behavior. 484 words
Attention and Affection - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Magnus - Magnus knows exactly how to deal with Taako when heâs looking for attention. 418 words
Donât Stop - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Magnus - It wasnât the response Magnus was expecting from Taako, but who was he to deny such a request? 301 words
Sore Loser - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Lup - Taako lost the bet, and now he had to deal with the consequences. 460 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 8 - Interrogation - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Magnus, Ler!Taako - Â Taakoâs hat is missing and heâs going to find the culprit, no matter what it takes. 707 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 11 - Death Spot - [ao3] - Taakitz - Lee!Kravitz/Ler!Taako - Â Kravitz had long know Taakoâs death spot, having found it far too easily. Taako has to work a bit harder to find Kravitzâs. 1096 words
His Impatient Song - [ao3] - Taakitz - Lee!Kravitz/Ler!Taako - Taako thought this was meant to be a romantic night, and so far Kravitz had done everything right. So why was he now fiddling with something in the corner, ignoring Taako entirely? 403 words
Dr. Magnus Will See You Now - [ao3] - Gen - Lee!Taako, Ler!Magnus - Taako's been hiding an injury, but Magnus is determined to convince Taako to get it healed. 683 words
Cold Hands, Warm Hearts - [ao3] - Taakitz - Lee!Taako/Ler!Kravitz - Taako would love nothing more than to cuddle close with his boyfriend. Unfortunately, the heat of the kitchen and the chill of Kravitzâs hands donât quite mix. Kravitz doesnât intend to give up so easily. 1736 words
Witcher
Like It series
You Like It - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt - For a man who claims to know what tickling is âin theory,â Geralt certainly has a lot of questions. He might even require a demonstration. 2018 words
Maybe I Like It, Too - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Â Jaskier knew that everyone had to be at least a little ticklish somewhere, and he wasnât going to give up until he had Geralt laughing underneath him. 3239 words
We Like It - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt - Geralt wants to test out a few things that Jaskier showed him the other day, and it just so happens that he's decided to make Jaskier his test subject. 1975 words
Just Let Go - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Â Geralt would never admit it out loud, but he quite enjoys the touches that Jaskier blesses him with. And then Jaskier figures out that heâs sensitive to a different kind of touch. 1470 words
Fresh Discoveries - [ao3] - Geraskier - Switch!Geralt, Switch!Jaskier  -  Jaskier makes a rather interesting discovery while helping Geralt during one of his baths. 617 words
Get His Attention - [ao3] - Geraskier - Switch!Jaskier/Switch!Geralt - Â Jaskier was determined to get Geraltâs attention, no matter what it took. 905 words
Wake-Up Call - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt - Â Geralt is awake and ready to go, now the only issue is getting Jaskier up. 819 words
Beauty in Strength - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Jaskierâs found a new game: brushing against scars and asking after them. If only it wasnât so ticklish when he did so. 2271 words
Snickers and Snorts - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - It was one of Jaskierâs favorite games to play, âHow Long Until the Big Bad Witcher Admits Heâs Ticklish.â As of yet, Jaskier hadnât technically won, but that didnât mean he was going to give up. 1119 words
Dissonance - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Geralt thought that Jaskier should know better than to annoy him. Jaskier proved to him that Geralt should know better than to provoke him. 906 words
Does This Tickle? - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Jaskier insists that heâs not that ticklish. Geralt proves otherwise. 599 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 2 - Feathers - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/LerGeralt - Jaskier seems to have misplaced his quill. He finds himself in a rather ticklish position once Geralt finds it. 1663 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 4 - Spidering - [ao3] - Geraskier - Switch!Geralt/Switch!Jaskier - Geralt is not nearly as amused with Jaskierâs Halloween decorations as Jaskier thinks he should be. 1216 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 6 - Kiss - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Geraltâs a bit weird about having his neck touched. Turns out, it wasnât for the reasons Jaskier thought. 1863 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 7 - Unusual Tool - [ao3] - Geraskier - Switch!Geralt/Switch!Jaskier - Jaskierâs impulse-buy leads to a rather giggly evening, in the Rivia-Pankratz household. 854 words
(â20) Tickletober Day 10 - Feet - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt - Jaskierâs complaining about the roughness of Geraltâs feet, so Geralt gives him something else to complain about. 317 words
Swearing Off Sewers - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - After a nasty fight with a zeugl, Jaskier tries to help Geralt wash the stench of the sewers off. Unfortunately, Geralt is a little too sensitive for that. 1693 words
Lazy Days and Late Mornings - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt - Jaskier wants to stay in bed. Geralt thinks it's time to get up. 788 words
Shut Up, Bard - [ao3] - Gen/Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier, Ler!Geralt, Lambert, Eskel - Jaskier causes a little too much annoyance, and the witchers decide it's about time they took him down a peg. 682 words
Habit - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Jaskier/Ler!Geralt  - Jaskier has a little habit of tickling Geralt whenever the urge strikes. Geralt seems to have finally hit his breaking point, ready for revenge. 1657 words
Certain Sensitivities - [ao3] - Geraskier - Lee!Geralt/Ler!Jaskier - Geralt accidentally finds himself drenched in a very potent sensitivity potion. Unfortunately, attempts to neutralize the effects prove to be rather... ticklish. 809 words
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Honestly I wrote this in a rush and I don't even know if it's in-character, but I remember really liking it when I wrote it, so, lol
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human
Ship(s): RK1000
Characters (lee/ler): Lee!Connor/Ler!Markus
Word Count: 1770 words
Summary: The new software patch has come through, and androids can now feel sensations a lot more similarly to humans. Markus plans to use this to treat his overworked boyfriend to a massage, but things don't quite go as planned.
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The new software patch hadnât come without itâs fair share of difficulties. Granted, their new lives hadnât come without their fair share of difficulties. In comparison, getting the software patch approved and developed had been a walk in the park.
Androids had always been able to feel, in some sense of the word. They could sense pressures and temperatures, just enough so that their bodies wouldnât be damaged, but that was about as far as their sense of touch could go.Â
The new patch was optional, of course, and with it came a slew of new sensations: androids would be able to feel things far more similarly to how humans experienced the world. The brush of fabric, the squeeze of a held hand, the press of two pairs of lips.
Connor knew that Markus had been extremely excited for the new update to roll out. He was in one of the first waves to get it, being the current political figurehead for all androids, and Connor had stayed with him overnight exclusively to watch Markus obsess over the new sensations available to him. Heâd spent no less than an hour just going through his paint brushes and dragging them across his hands and arms. It was rather endearing.
Connor himself was in one of the later waves, but he didnât mind. Getting it later gave Connor ample time to consider whether he himself wanted to even accept the new software patch. On the one hand, it would likely make his job as a detective much easier if he wasnât constantly being assaulted by such sensations. On the other hand⌠Connor wanted to feel. He wanted to feel the warm pressure of Hankâs hugs, the fluffy softness of Sumoâs fur, the press of Markusâs lips on his.
In the end, Connor couldnât find it in himself to opt out, no matter the effect it would have on his work.
The day Connor downloaded the update, Markus insisted they be together. He dragged Connor away from the precinct early, Fowler and Hank watching them go with nothing more than a shake of their heads. He brought Connor home with him instead of taking him back to Hankâs and practically whipped his shirt off before demanding he downloaded the update.
âI still donât get why my shirt has to be off,â Connor grumbled, though the effect was diminished by the way his lips ticked up at the corners.
âBecause,â Markus said, lightly rubbing at the curves of his shoulders, âthe second youâre done updating, Iâm giving you a massage. You work too hard.â
Connor furrowed his brow and tossed a look at Markus over his shoulder. âWe donât have muscles Markus.â
Markus just rolled his eyes, grin not leaving his face. âJust do it, already!â
The update took a little over an hour to complete, Connor having gone into stasis in one of Markusâs plush chairs while Markus painted to pass the time. Once it was finished, Connor slowly booted up again, making a quiet, surprised noise as the soft fabric of the chair processed in his mind. The noise was enough to alert Markus, though, who quickly set aside all his paints and approached Connor.
âSo?â He asked, voice giddy. âHow does it feel?â
Markus rolled his eyes. âThatâs all you have to say?â
Connor reached up and grabbed the collar of Markusâs shirt, pulling him down into a kiss. Markus made a surprised noise, but quickly relaxed into it, bringing his hand up to cup Connorâs jaw while the other braced itself on the chair behind Connorâs head. Connor was grinning when they pulled back.
âItâs very good,â he said cheekily.
Markus chuckled lightly, his artificial breath puffing out across Connorâs face in a way that felt entirely foriegn, yet he couldnât wait to get used to it.
âHumans take this sort of thing for granted, donât they?â
Connor shrugged. âTheyâve never been without it. Can you blame them?â
âI suppose not.â Markus grinned down at him. âBut I believe I promised you a massage?â
Connor rolled his eyes, but let Markus tug him off the chair and onto the rarely-used bed. Androids didnât need to sleep like humans did, only going into stasis if they were going to be idle for long periods of time. As such, bedrooms and the like didnât get much use from android tenants, but Connor could tell that Markus had freshly washed the sheets just for this occasion. He couldnât help but snort out a laugh.
âHey! Iâve actually started using this bed, now! Sheets are so soft, Connor, you donât understand.â
Connor held up his hands in surrender and climbed onto the bed. Markus manhandled him until he was lying on his stomach, head on a pillow, and Markus straddling his hips.
âNow try to relax,â Markus said. âWe all know you donât do that enough.â
âSays Android Jesus,â Connor grumbled into his pillow.
But he did try to relax when he felt Markusâs hands rest on his back. Markus lightly ran his palms up and down Connorâs back in smooth motions, and Connor furrowed his brow when the polymer skin seemed to twitch under his fingers. It didnât feel bad, Connor was enjoying the sensation, but it certainly wasnât relaxing. In fact, it was almost tingly, and it made Connor want to squirm around on the bed, almost fight to get away.
âThis okay?â Markus asked, leaning over him a bit more.
âYeah, itâs just-- Tingly. It feels weird.â
Markus hummed. âProbably just because youâre not used to being able to feel, yet.â
Connor hummed in agreement and tried to relax into the bed. The problem was, it only got more and more difficult as Markus kept going. He experimented with dragging fingers, different pressures, even using his synthetic nails to see if it would help Connor relax, and everything just made the tingling worse. The nails even made Connor let out a high-pitched squeal that he wasnât even aware his voice module was capable of.
âAre you alright?â Markus asked hesitantly, having ripped his hands away from Connorâs back the second the sound started.
âIâm fine,â Connor said, though he knew his tone came across frustrated. âI didnât even mean to make that sound. It doesnât feel bad at all, itâs just⌠weird.â
Connor felt Markus sit back on his haunches and make a quiet little humming sound. He glanced over his shoulder to find that Markus had his Concentration Face on, the one he wore when painting or playing piano or researching something heavily. Then, when the Concentration Face broke into a wild grin, Connor suddenly felt very much like prey.
âHey, Connor.â
â... Yes, Markus?â
âYouâre ticklish.â
Connorâs jaw dropped, and he knew if androids were capable of blushing, he would be. Well wasnât that embarrassing, a whole new weakness to add to the list, and he had admitted that he liked it. Connor quickly turned and hid his face in the pillow, letting out a loud groan.
âSorry, sweetheart,â Markus said, sounding far too cheeky for his own good. âGuess youâre just too ticklish to enjoy a massage.â
Connor made a series of wordless grumbles into his pillow, refusing to even look at Markus.
He felt Markusâs hands smooth out over his shoulder blades, thankfully firm enough that it didnât tickle (too badly). He also felt Markus lean over him to talk softly into his ear.
âDo you want to keep going?â Markus asked, all teasing gone from his voice. âI know you said it didnât feel bad, and I certainly wouldnât mind seeing that beautiful smile and hearing that gorgeous laugh.â
âFlatterer,â Connor spat into his pillow, deliberately not answering Markusâs question.
Markus hummed, that teasing tone slowly making its way back in. âOh, dear. He still has some sass in him, does he?â
Connor finally lifted his head to glance over his shoulder and give Markus a very fake scowl. âAnd what are you going to do about that?â
Markus grinned and Connor found himself squealing again as he felt fingers skittering at his sides. He snorted, an embarrassing, awful sound, and buried his face in the pillow to better hide his reactions. Markus cooed at him through a laugh.
âCome on, donât hide! I want to hear you!â
Connor shook his head as an already embarrassingly breathless cackle escaped into the pillow when Markus squeezed his hips. Though he had to admit, Markus laughing with his took some of the stressful tension out of the situation, Connor didnât think heâd get over his embarrassment anytime soon.
Especially when he nearly started flopping around like a fish when Markus started tickling his back for real. Connor found himself suddenly glad that androids didnât really need to breathe, because Connor couldnât have stopped laughing no matter how hard he tried. The tickling was like heaven and hell all at once, both too much and not enough, and Connor couldnât imagine how ticklish the rest of his body must have been if this was how his back felt.
Connor wailed and laughed and cackled as Markus tormented his back to the fullest. Together, they found out that the backs of Connorâs sides and ribs would get him wriggling like a worm, tickling up or down his spine would give him full-body shivers (which was weird, Connor had never shivered before), and tickling at the stretch of skin between his shoulder blades or the patch of skin at the base of Connorâs spine would have him shrieking so badly heâd go silent.
Eventually, Markus had mercy and toppled off Connorâs back with a laugh, bouncing down to the bed next to him. Connor found himself panting for breath despite not needing air, and he quickly turned himself onto his side facing Markus to get his back further out of reach. Some tingles lingered despite the sensation itself stopping, and Connor couldnât help but giggle as they slowly faded out.
Markus leaned forward and kissed Connorâs head, and Connor gave him a tired smile. Markus returned it with a smile that was far more mischievous.Â
âWe are so playing with that more, later.â
Connor barked out a laugh that was completely unrelated to the lingering tickles, shuffling closer to Markus. âYeah, sure. But right now, I want to feel what itâs like to cuddle with my extremely attractive boyfriend.â
Markus hummed happily and wrapped his arms around Connor, pulling them chest-to-chest. âOnly if my extremely attractive boyfriend returns the favor.â
Connor pecked him on the lips. âIâd be happy to.â
((oh boy here we go taking first dip in New Fandom?? and new OTP that consumed my soul so obviously I had to do it to em. I know some of yâall see these two as father and son - and I can dig that dynamic too! but if thatâs what youâre looking for this ainât it, chief ^_^;;Â okayy hopefully I didnât fuck this up too bad sdgkhl anyway yeah here is A Thing!! ))
So, it turns out Connorâs a cuddler, and Hank is surprisingly okay with it.
Well, maybe he shouldnât be that surprised after the last few monthsâ unfolding of increasingly unlikely events and additional shit he has to figure out, after that whole android uprising he never thought heâd live to witness, let alone play a part in. After he saw Connor waiting for him outside the Chicken Feed and it struck him that this time, he came back not for the mission, not because he was programmed to, but because he wanted to. He couldâve gone anywhere, done anything, but he came back to this dive because he wanted to see Hank, specifically.
After that, maybe what surprises him the most is how naturally things just seem to slide into place. Hank never technically invites him to stay, and Connor never asks, but, well, itâs not like he has any place else to go, or like Hank doesnât have the space. And it turns out thereâs worse things than having someone other than Sumo to come home to, even if itâs Connor. Maybe even because itâs Connor, who casually bullies him into taking slightly better care of himself (âIâm merely making a neutral observation on the probable adverse effects on your health of getting takeout for the fifth time in the last six days.â), and scoops Sumo up in his arms as if he were a puppy, and he looks at Hank sometimes - head tilted slightly, half-smile playing on his lips and those big brown eyes that seem to stare into your very soul, even more startling when you werenât aware you still had one - like heâs the most wonderful fascinating thing heâs ever seen.
And thatâs - if Hankâs honest with himself, which he prefers not to be, itâs fucking terrifying, feeling all these things after trying his damnedest not to feel anything for so many years (and yes, heâs painfully aware of the irony, after everything, that heâs feeling them for a fucking android). Itâs simultaneously ridiculous and natural, exhilarating and impossible and still a little bit more real every day as the space between them on the couch grows steadily smaller. Theyâre an equation that probably ought to have equalled disaster, a melting pot that couldâve combusted the moment their lips touched - but whatever they are, theyâve made it this far, Connor curled into Hankâs side, Sumo sprawled out in the remaining space with his head resting across both their laps. Some old movieâs playing on TV, but itâs just a little hard to concentrate fully when Connorâs fingers are intent on exploring Hankâs jaw, combing through his hair and stroking along his beard.
âYâknow youâre supposed to pet the dog,â he says, ânot me, right?â
âSorry,â Connor replies, not sounding sorry in the slightest, but he doesnât point out that Hank hasnât actually asked him to stop. He could probably doze off like this if he keeps the soothing motion up, although heâll draw the line if Connor starts trying to braid his hair or some shit. âI like how your beard feels, the texture. Itâs...different.â
âYeah? Is that âcause you canât grow one?â Hank turns his head, their noses almost bumping as his eyes drift from the movie to Connorâs (near-perfectly engineered, heâs gotta admit) lips. âCan you grow one?â
âI could, if it served my - if I wanted to.â Connor catches himself, with a vaguely apologetic smile like heâs just remembered heâs allowed to want things now, to decide who he is without some programme telling him. âI can make a number of basic changes to my appearance, should the need - or desire - arise.â After a moment, he adds, almost shyly: âDo you think I should try it?â
Hank shrugs with his free shoulder. âItâs your face, not mine. Do whatever you want with it.â Itâs hard to imagine Connor without that perfectly smooth baby face he can now confirm is indeed as soft as it looks, but itâs also impossible to imagine him not being unfairly attractive, so heâs open to a little experimentation.
âMaybe I will, sometime - but I may do some more research, first.â Connor returns his attention to Hankâs jawline as he scoffs, retracting his skin before he can ask whether thatâs Connorâs idea of a joke or a pickup line; thatâs something heâs still getting used to, the smooth, white plastic a reminder of what he really is, but also striking and strangely intimate in its own way. It sure seems to make him a lot more sensitive, as Hank feels him shiver slightly when he moves his head to kiss and nip at his fingers, down to the softness of his palm.
When Hankâs beard rubs against the delicate underside of Connorâs wrist, though, he pulls his hand away with a noise that can only be described as a squeak, loud enough that Sumoâs head jerks up and both Hank and his dog stare at him incredulously.
âThe hell was that?â he asks, lifting an eyebrow in about 70% amusement and 30% concern. âYou just glitch or something?â
âNo! Iâm fine, IâŚâ Connor hesitates, his LED spinning yellow for a moment as he frowns at his own hand like itâs just betrayed him. âIâm not sure? That felt - funny.â
âFunny?â Oh - now Hank gets it, and this is such a new level of ridiculous and also goddamn adorable he canât hold back his grin.âYou mean it tickles?â
Connor blinks at the word, LED still flickering like he canât even comprehend such a concept - which is a little hard to swallow, given the fuck-knows-how-many-billion useless tidbits floating around in his system, but maybe CyberLife didnât prepare their most advanced prototype for every kind of combat after all.
âNo, Iâm not - that shouldnât be the case,â he amends, just a little too quickly. âI may need to recalibrate my sensors - that hasnât happened beforeâŚâ
In other words: Connor is ticklish, and heâs embarrassed about it. Which might just be the greatest breakthrough theyâve ever made.
âOh, well, if youâre not sureâŚâ Hankâs grin curls up into something that could probably be described as shit-eating, seeing Connorâs eyes widen in an irresistible new combination of alarm, trepidation and anticipation as Hankâs arm tightens around his waist, pulling him into his lap before he can move away, âwe should probably test that out, right?â
âHank - wahahahaitâŚ!â Itâs even more satisfying when he nuzzles into his neck - not because itâs so soft and smooth, but because itâs Connor and Hankâs never heard him laugh like this before. A smirk here, a chuckle there when heâs pleased with himself or being a smartass - which is often - but this is something else, loud and unrestrained and goofy, and Hank immediately needs to hear a lot more of it.
âYou sure you donât like this?â he murmurs into Connorâs neck, rubbing his beard lovingly against his sensitive artificial skin and snickering a little himself as his laughter pitches, his head falling back and leaving his neck exposed in whatâs either a rookie mistake or an invitation for Hank to smother it with light, ticklish kisses - not that he needs one. ââCause I donât see you trying very hard to get awayâŚâ
âI dohohonât -â Connor barely get the words out before all the squirming jostles Sumo, who immediately leaps up to join the fun, his tail wagging as he leans his considerable weight against Connorâs other side and starts to lick his face enthusiastically; heâs effectively trapped between the two of them, any attempt to wriggle away as the dog snuffles curiously around his ear only pressing him further into Hank. âSuhuhumo, noho - down!â
âHey, donât tell my dog what to do!â Hank mock-scolds him - or tries to, until Sumo decides to give him a face full of slobbery tongue too. Still, itâs enough of an excuse to wrestle Connor onto his back when the dog jumps off the couch, sitting on his legs and smirking down at him in triumph.
âSee, hereâs where they really fucked up,â he observes, licking his lips thoughtfully as he pushes up Connorâs (Hankâs) old oversized DPD hoodie to reveal his toned stomach. âGiving an android a bellybutton? Howâs that supposed to help you hunt deviants? How many sensors you got here?â Connorâs giggling - honest-to-god giggling - too much to attempt an answer, and all Hankâs doing is tracing a finger around his bellybutton, occasionally pinching and poking to see which spots get the best reactions. Heâs having way too much fun here. âWhat model are you, a Tickle Me Connor? You might wanna watch your back, âcause this is some pretty sensitive information here. Better hope it doesnât fall into the wrong hands, or some bad guy out there could just eat you upâŚâ
âI donât see how anyone could eheheheheheeeat -!â Connor loses it as Hank generously demonstrates by nibbling on his belly, throwing a few playful growls into the mix. He may not have much to thank CyberLife for, but hearing Connor squeal helplessly as he skitters his fingers up and down his sides, writhing and bucking when he drills his thumbs into his hips - well, heâs gaining a new appreciation for all those high-tech sensors.
Famous last thought, because just as Hank nudges his shirt up to get at his ribs, beard dragging right over his bellybutton, Connor jerks and his knee collides suddenly and painfully with Hankâs gut; he recoils with a grunt and Connor immediately springs upright, shifting to his side.
âHank! Iâm sorry!â he exclaims, brow furrowing in concern as his LED flashes between yellow and red. âI didnât plan that at all - it was almost like I couldnât control my -â
âIâm okay, Iâm fine, Jesus,â Hank cuts him off, grasping Connorâs shoulder both to reassure him and to steady himself as he catches his breath, flopping back against the sofa with a groan. Heâs definitely getting way too old for this shit, but a sly smile still tugs at his lips as he steals a sidelong glance back at Connor. âYouâre that ticklish, huh?â
Connor lets out a sheepish chuckle, rubbing a hand through his mussed-up synthetic hair; his cheeks are flushed bright blue, lingering smile wide and wobbly, worlds away from his usual composed, controlled front. Heâs - fucking beautiful, honestly, and Hank, not for the first time, is aware of just how screwed he is in just about every sense. âI...guess I didnât anticipate the possibility of an attack quite like that.â
âGood to know.â Hank huffs out a half-laugh, half-sigh at the sheer absurdity of whatever his life has become - not that he wonât be taking advantage of this particular feature a lot more often, unable to resist squeezing Connorâs side one last time to make him jump. âCâmon, giggles, letâs just watch the movie.â
Connor wrinkles his nose a little at the new name like he canât decide if itâs a compliment or insult, but he obliges, settling back against Hankâs side and into a companionable silence for at least the next few minutes.
âHank?â
âYeah?â
âDo humans also often have such an...intriguing reaction to tickling?â
âSome do, sure, but it depends on - oh no, no, no, donât you fuckinâ dare.â Connorâs looking at him with an all-too-familiar purposeful gleam in his eye, and somehow itâs stirring up butterflies in Hankâs stomach that must have been dormant for decades. âTry it, and I swear to god, youâre out on your plastic ass.â
Connor just smiles, with a predatory edge thatâs a lot alarming and a little exciting as he glances Hank up and down - heâs pretty sure the cheating little shit is scanning him for potential weak spots, which is so far beyond acceptable. âI believe Iâll take my chances, Lieutenant.â
Well, Hank was right about one thing, he thinks seconds before heâs mercilessly yet somehow tenderly tackled to the couch - one way or another, this fucking androidâs gonna be the death of him.