[S] strife!

wip scene from what i’m calling davestuck, now with added backgrounds

The human sessions contain

Dave Egbert, Dave Lalonde II, Dave Harley, Dave Strider

Dave Crocker, Dave Lalonde II, Dave English, Dirk Strider.

The troll sessions contain Dave + (lastname), with the sole exception of the Vantas line.  The Signless (and probably Kankri Vantas) is Dirk, exclusively so that there will also be a Dirk, inexplicably being himself, over in troll town.  Karkat can be either Dave or Dirk, but is probably Dave for symmetry.

The ancestors are:

His Imperial Davescension

Orphaner Davescar

The Grand Highdave

Executor Daveleer

Marquise Spinnerette Davefang

Neophyte Daveglare (’reddave’ is also acceptable, particularly for ironic purposes)

The Davorosa

The Daveiple

The Daveless (aka : 100% unchanged adult human Dirk Strider)

The Daveonic

The Davonner

The Handdave / Davoness

I want you to imagine Bro, raised by the Davorosa, eternally on the lamb from His Imperial Davescension’s evil rule of terror, preaching to the masses (of Daves) that you know, maybe there might be another way of living out there, and also have you considered the fine texture of puppet ass, while the Grand Highdave’s enforcers are trying to find and inquisition out anyone who dares act in a way unbefitting a Dave, and the Daveiple’s book is a slightly surreal twist on SBAHJ because Bro is so inspiring and the Daveiple can make up their own original not-dave characters, and isn’t he so inspiring...

did you mean:

ME: “How the hell am I going to get Vantas horns into Bro’s cap--” BRAIN: “Bro doesn’t have horns.” ME: ... But, ... As a troll ... BRAIN: Bro isn’t a troll.