John's either a burgundy(because he's an Aries) or a Bronze(because I think it'd be really funny if Tavros' hatred of John is technically hating a cousin, rather than his toxic ex's rebound.)
That was YOUR Fiduspawn hive-rearing kit and your radioactively over-positive symbol-chum knew it! You cannot believe he had the auxiliary digestive ooze to lie to your lusus like that. The two of you proceed to have the most platonically abrasive mandible flapchafe of all time.
That Johnstuck roster is coming up nicely.











