Dave stared, the tiny alex angrily squeaking at him in a jar. "Well, i told you not to mess with my things, Alex." Dave grinned, lifting the jar to his gaze. "Man, even in a smaller form, you still got spirit. That's impressive!"
"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR INTESTINES OUT, AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD WHEN I GET OUT." Alex shouted, banging his scythes on the glass, scratching at it in pure anger.
"If you're gonna act like that. Then I guess I'll just keep you in there.." Dave shrugged, turning away. "KSODBEKS- wait. Fucking- okay. I won't KILL you. I'll just. Maim you. To the point of unrecognition!" Alex protested, not exactly enjoying how small and helpless he was.
"Thats not exactly a better deal, Alex." Dave responded, folding his arms. "You could just NOT hurt me. Is it THAT hard for you to be even the slightest bit nice??"
"Of course not! I'm always nice! Just not WHEN I'M THE SIZE OF A BALLPOINT PEN!!" Alex shouted. "NOW RELEASE ME!"
Dave stared, unamused before a grin grew on his face. He had all the time in the world. Not like Alex could go anywhere. Dave carefully lifted up the jar, and shook it with vigor, alex yelping. "Haha! Not so fun when its you!" Dave triumphantly stated. Alex groaned, sitting up as he held his head. "Tch. Turn me back to normal. Now." Alex demanded, folding his arms in a childish way.
"No. Its fun seeing you be forced into a domestic state. I might even show you off to Billy!" Dave snuffed, lifting the jar to his gaze. Oh god not Billy, that stuck up well made machine would have a FIELD day tormenting him and poking and prodding. "Do NOT hand me over to that FREAK." The small entity growled. "...PLEASE. let me out of the jar." He groaned.
"Hm? What was that, Alex? Couldn't hear ya." Dave teased, a shit eating grin on his face. "I fucking hate you. PLEASE let me out. Of the jar." Alex repeated, a bit more venom in his tone.
"Iiiiii'll think about it." Dave shrugged, carrying the jar to the table. "I'm curious how far I can go, with you being tiny.. hehe."
Dave popped open the lid and stuck his finger inside, wiggling the digit to touch alex. Alex hissed angrily before biting the flesh, growling something akin to a cat. "Ow." The blue sweatered male muttered, nudging Alex to the end of the jar, getting him to let go with enough pressure. "Just. Let me touch you." Dave grumbled at Alex.
"Why?! Why should I, an immortal being, let you-" alex was suddenly cut off, the feeling of Dave scratching the top of his head made him pause. He stared off in the distance for a moment before he began to purr, nuzzling into the touch. "...fucking dick." Alex grumbled, enjoying the sensation.
Dave let out a dopey chuckle, enjoying the sight of Alex for once being gentle and cute... though his uncanny appearance made it hard for him to be all "aww". It felt moreso a "oh thank god."
Alex simply stood there, letting Dave petting him, even around his neck, before snapping his eyes open. "Hhhrhhh.. turn me back to normal, this is embarrassing now." Alex grunted. Dave smirked and shook the jar, popping Alex into his palm, the entity letting out a small squeak of shock. "Ight, hold still." Dave commanded, holding up his size gun at Alex, the entity for once, doing as he was told.
As soon as Alex was back to his 6'7 size, he bolted out the basement window. "I'm so telling the faculty about this." Dave chuckled, putting the gun back in its safe.
















