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Kremling Announcer:

Welcome to It's a Little Isle: Stupid Happy Boat Ride! Please keep your krew together as you walk past the zinger hive. Klaptraps under age 7 must be accompanied by an adult. Please, keep your arms and tails inside the boat at all times. Thank you.

Song:

It's a little isle That's full of crocodiles On a pirate ship We sail the ocean blue

It's a little isle That's full of crocodiles It's just what we do We're crocodiles But come and stay awhile!

Oh, it's a little isle Of crocodiles Here's a volcano and a mine

It's a little isle Of crocodiles We're in a swamp Oh me, oh my!

It's a little isle That's full of crocodiles Here's a carnival The one you're in right now

Here's a library With a coaster inside it We really don't know why I guess it was to Make books a bit less boring

And now you're In a dungeon That smells like bad onions Which is the only thing That we found that rhymed

It's a dungeon Filled with radiation It's almost the end of this stupid ride

Oh, it's a little isle That's full of crocodiles This wasn't fun for us And it's not fun for you

It's a little isle That's full of crocodiles It's just we do We're crocodiles But come and stay awhile!

Oh, it's a Little isle of crocodiles This ride is over, get off the boat Exit near the Krazy Kremland gift shop And buy a stupid T-shirt Or a fridge magnet!

Kremling Announcer:

Thank you for riding It's a Little Isle. Please keep your ugly children seated until this boat comes to a complete stop, and you're told to disembark. Enjoy the rest of your day at Krazy Kremland.

En Español: Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.