#daughterofabraham

*the following characters are from the tribe which i highly suggest y'all watch

mega

thing i like: he was one crafty bitch and unlike ram, he could predict and calculate people's next moves lmfao no one saw mega coming

thing i dislike: HE WAS SUCH A CRAFTY BITCH I HATED AND LOVED IT LMFAO AND HE ESSENTIALLY GOT PRIDE KILLED UGH

overall view: i liked mega more than ram, i suppose, but he ranks really low on my list

salene

thing i like: she was the mother of the mall rats and nearly everything she did was for the good of someone's child/she raised cloe and patsy 

thing i dislike: SO. FUCKING. FLIP FLOPPY. i don't ship salene with anyone because she didn't know how to treat literally anyone she was with (especially ryan hoooollyyyy fuck)

overall view: i could not fucking stand salene circa s2/s3 but s4/s5 i loved her so much 

zoot

thing i like: zoot was so much of a badass mothafucka that he legit became their new god WHAT WAS THERE NOT TO LIKE??  WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER?

thing i dislike: i'm so serious when i say i don't dislike anything about zoot

the longer i look at your face the better it gets though. like yes, eyes and eyebrows but then lips and cheekbones and the nose and the jaw and your hair! oh.

sudden relief that i get to say “ich wünsche ihnen einen schönen tag”.

i more often say 'i hope you have a lovely day' which hopefully doesn't come across as too pushy (god forbid i have well-wishes for someone)

I lost it at “archaic birthing ritual”. You’re an amazing storyteller and I wish there were more reviews written like this one. (In all seriousness though, I’m sorry you had to go through this.)

working in service means learning more life lessons than one would entirely need.

i have so much admiration for these people now

(i hope i’m free to not ignore but i just wanted to tell you that i feel very sorry for francoise and i hope you can stick together and support her through this.. like this is a worst case scenario that’s so absurd one might never even consider it.)