Dating Damien Haas Would Include...
Damien would definitely ask you out all blushing and smiling and cute and ahhhh
When everyone at Smosh found out, they FREAKED OUT
LIKE
THEIR LITTLE Y/N AND DAMIEN ARE TOGETHER?!??!?!
Shayne would instantly love you and demand to be best friends with you
Movie nights with Damien
Sometimes Shayne would join in too
If Shayne did come, he would have to bring takeout
Damien being a part of Smosh Games has its perks, like getting video games early
Staying up late to play said video games
Eventually coming out to the fans and them being wary at first, but when they see how you two interact, they love you
Like there was a significant boost of support after you made a couple videos together
I feel like there are some days when Damien would be super into PDA
Like lots of kisses and cuddles and hand holding
LOTS OF FOREHEAD KISSES
And other days you two would limit yourself to just hand holding or quick glances and smiles
Damien would be protective, but in a weird way
Like not really jealous
But like
If he sees you talking to some flirty guy
He would walk up, take your hand, and whisper in your ear, “Babe, let’s go. Please.”
OH YEAH
I FORGOT ABOUT HIS CATS
THEY WOULD LOVE YOU
CAT CUDDLES
ALONG WITH DAMIEN CUDDLES
OH MY GOD YES
He says “I love you” quickly right before hanging up on the phone, and you have to call him back to say it back to him
Also
Like
He sings in the shower?
And you ask him to sing to you one day and he’s all bashful but does
HE SINGS TO YOU AT YOUR WEDDING OH MY GOD PLEASE


















