#dating ask

(Wow. Mein Beleid-)

"Yes, yes. I know you told me that you love me....five minutes ago. Who knows what can happen in five minutes? Five minutes is a long time! How am I supposed to know that nothing changed in these 5 minutes??"

"Wait is that *GASP* PEPPER IN MY SALAT?? I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T LIKE PEPPER!...... Yes.... yes..I told you that I didn't like pepper on the 5th of September 319. Yes that was six months ago! But I still told you! No. You know what? You're right! I must be delusional! Because I actually thought you felt something for me! I actually thought you LISTEND and CARED about me! I thought I MEANT something to you! I actually thought that-"

"Pffft I won't use Nyx'... what did she call it? Ah right phone, I won't use her phone again. That filter totally doesn't cover my nose! But pfft that's only because my nose is too perfect for it! ....Right...? .....Right? Right? Right? You think my nose is pretty right, I'm pretty?"

But let’s say, Galen, Emerson, or Gulliver? Your pick.

You’re absolutely right 😌 I remember doing Galen once before and Emerson… well, he’s Emerson lmao I’ll need some more time with him in order to fill this out so Gulliver it is!

GULLIVER

Pros

— He’s a huge teddy bear and loves to wrap his arms around you and hold you tight

— He doesn’t seem it but he’s a great cook and really enjoys cooking. He puts a lot of love and effort into making a meal special particularly if it’s for a birthday or Valentine’s Day

— He loves to learn new things so is open to your interests and doing whatever it is you’d like for a date

Cons

— You’ll have to put up with some rather unsavoury ✨ family drama ✨ due to his brother Quentin going off the rails and immersing himself in Dark Magic

— He can be very stubborn and doesn’t give in easily when it comes to arguments (that’s from growing up with his idiot brother lol)

Dany: [x] i don’t want to ruin our friendship / [x] i think you deserve better

Once they meet, Dany will be absolutely amazed by how wonderful Daphne is. Beautiful and badass and so protective of her friend Erika, more than Dany could ever be for her. Dany knows she's pretty cold and tough and not what either of them would need, but she adores them together (and will happily lend them her helicopter at any time).

+pros+

💚 Romance to the nth degree! Jackie boy is a true romantic who will always put in plenty of time and effort to keep your relationship strong. He will always remember and properly celebrate every anniversary and special day you two share with personalized gifts, flowers, breakfast in bed, evenings out, the whole nine yards.

💚 Jacko is both a very sensitive and sensual lover who will aim to satisfy your every desire. If you’re less into parties than him, he will remain by your side all night. If you’re in a bad mood, he will consider it his personal mission to cheer you up. If you two get into a fight, it’s very likely he’ll let you win because he can’t stand seeing you unhappy or feeling unhappy with you. And if you’re alone together, he will seduce you into bed or just into a private room and worship you behind closed doors.

💚 You will be positively showered with words of affirmation — Jackson will tell everyone and their mother about how wonderful you are and how proud he is of you.

💚 You can also expect to be showered with gifts! Jackson loves to spoil his loved ones.

💚 Jackson will write you poetry and handwritten love letters regularly.

💚Jackson is very bright and eternally curious, so he will love learning and hearing about your interests through you and sharing his own diverse interests with you too!

💚 This boy is also pretty damn cute!

+cons+

🎩 Good luck trying to keep up with this guy and his whims. Jackson is capricious and romantic as all get-out, so you will have to be the voice of reason out of the two of you, and you will have to keep a firm grip on his reins.

🎩 This also applies to finances. Jackson will try to spoil you like crazy regardless of cost, and you might need to remind him sometimes that he doesn’t need to spend money in order for you to know how much he loves you.

🎩 This ALSO applies to alcohol. Jackson does lean toward alcoholism, especially when he’s unhappy — he is a happy drunk rather than a gloomy or violent drunk, but he sometimes prefers to drink his woes away and act artificially happy rather than confront his internal problems.

🎩 Being a politician, Jackson’s job pretty much requires that he schmooze and charm others. You will need to be very strong in your knowledge that Jackson loves you alone in order for you not to get jealous.

🎩 Jackson may act confident, but he’s actually incredibly sensitive, so you will need to be ready to validate and coddle him when he’s unhappy.

🎩 As affectionate as he can be in private, don’t expect a lot of PDA from Jackson. He’s very image-conscious and was saddled with enough internalized homophobia by his terrible father that he will have some trouble showing physical intimacy with you around other people.

+pros+

💙 Bat is an endless fountain of stimulating conversation. He has a million and one interests, and anything he doesn’t know he is thrilled to learn about, so he will devour your interests as hungrily as you do and engage with them full-throttle. He’s also both very funny and witty and will enjoy lightly teasing you.

💙 You also will have a built-in bodyguard as well as a romantic partner. If anyone f***s with you, they’ll be f***ing with Bat, and he’s got a mean uppercut. In the modern era, Bat would definitely be the guy helping you move all your furniture too — he is strong. He might even carry you if he’s feeling particularly mischievous, gentlemanly, or both. 😂

💙 Modest and thoughtful presents, often carved by hand out of wood or bought after he saved up specially to buy it. Bat’s rather poor, so he will work hard to make sure whatever he gives you means something.

💙 You are indulging in ALL of the classic Christmas traditions with Bat — caroling, shopping, food, sledding, skating, snowball fights, all of it. No argument.

💙 Bat is INCREDIBLY patient and laidback. It would be a real challenge for you to get him angry or make him completely lose his head.

💙 Bat is ride-or-die with the people he loves. Once he decides he loves you, he will do whatever he has to to protect and support you. If you’re a warrior type too, he would fight side-by-side with you to the end!

💙 Bat’s version of Heaven would be learning, traveling, and doing new things with you. His lust for life is infectious and he will want to fly with you on his broom or ride with you on his motorcycle everywhere, you holding tight onto him the whole way!

💙 Bat has a rather handsome singing voice. He won’t sing in public unless he’s forced or he’s doing it for some extra money, but he’ll be happy to sing for you, if you ask him.

💙 Bat’s also great at Potions, if you need any sort of healing tonics or sleeping potions, and Flying, so he’ll be happy to take you on midnight broom rides. 😏

+cons+

🦇 This guy has trouble expressing angrier or sadder emotions around others, so he tends to numb himself and/or disappear whenever he’s upset.

🦇 Don’t expect restful nights sleeping next to Bat. As a vampire, he doesn’t sleep, and post-reincarnation, he has very traumatic nightmares of his past life.

🦇 Bat may be laidback for the most part, but one thing you will fight with him about is money, primarily you spending ANY money on him or on things that benefit him. Bat is ridiculously stubborn when it comes to money and hates feeling like he owes somebody something he can’t reciprocate — and since he’s poor, he doesn’t like being put in the position of being unable to pay someone back.

🦇 Bat can also be a little insensitive when it comes to anniversaries and other such special occasions. He doesn’t put a lot of weight on those days in particular and doesn’t really plan things that far ahead, so he’s more likely to surprise you with random things he thinks you’ll like out of the blue rather than actively plan special anniversary dinners and such.

🦇 Bat is on the demisexual/demiromantic side of things, so he’s not super intuitive when it comes to romance or intimacy. He’ll act WAY platonic with you for a long time before you two ever become officially romantic, and even then, you shouldn’t expect that much cuddling or anything. Bat shows love with quality time, witty banter, and personalized nicknames more than PDA.

🦇 You will also probably doubt if you even *are* something serious at first, as Bat — eternally and ridiculously modest that he is — will think you probably deserve better than someone like him, so in the very beginning, he might push you away when you’re getting too close. Both as a vampire and a Muggle-born at the height of the Second Wizarding War, Bat would be worried for your safety, being around him.

Send me a Fictional Character and I’ll rate from a scale of 1-10 if I would date them and why!

Oh!!! These are great prompts.

Fry. About a 5. There’s a sweetness to his stupidity and a deep loyalty that courses through him that I find appealing. Out of the three on this list, Fry has the best shot of being in a long-term relationship with me. It would be hard starting off because I wouldn’t be appealed to his initial uninspired life, but if I got to know his personality more? The number goes up.

Leela? 7. This answer is especially for appearance (though I do like the character’s personality in the show). I’m sorry, you give me a strong woman who flies a spaceship, and I’m supposed to say “no”? Blasphemy.