#datesgonewrong

We’ve probably all had horrible dates in our past and maybe yours are even worse than mine... i’m not bragging. I just think I’ve got really really bad luck when it comes to dates because they always go wrong and it’s not because of me.... just sayin.

I think my worst date was probably when it was a surprise to me that it was even a date at all. I mean it was my fault because he did say, “It’s a date”, but you know when you just take things as a joke... that was one of those times.

So that’s the first thing that went wrong, I didn’t even think it was an actual date. He had also ordered nachos with extra cheese... you can already tell it was gonna be a messy night. The lady kept shooting him attitude and he looked so embarrassed, I should’ve helped but I just stood there like a bitch... oh well.

So then when we got back, he spilt the extra cup of cheese all over his car floor.. and then his drink 20 minutes later, which had gotten on me. When the movie finally started, he tried to hold my hand but I quietly said, “No thanks”.