#dassinhundin

stake-sauce is really passionate about his cheese, and not gonna lie he had some really good cheese... but anyways he really wanted dasseinhundin to try some and she was all like “Fuck you I don’t want your cheese!” in a very Das way. Scott was all like “No I’m going to throw this cheese at you and you are going to eat it and you are going to like it!” Das is all “Fuck no!” and goes to leave when Scott fucken NAILS her in the head with a block of cheese, some slow-mo shit when down and now Das is going to have to graduate with an egg head... 

So like I picture Fakir and Muto being like the Ponds where Faker only tags a long begrudgingly to make sure muto doesn't get himself killed. Then Duck is the Doctor dragging them all across space and time and fuck Ru and is River Song. With papa Fakir and I totally ship Doctor Duck and her, lord why does everything turn into a Doctor Who crossover AU with me...