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According to the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Paranormal Edition:

HOW TO SURVIVE A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH A WEREWOLF AND A VAMPIRE

1. Juggle.

Use a calendar to block off the best times to be with each creature according to its own infernal cycles.  Plan dates with the werewolf for nights with a waning moon so that he’s not preoccupied with the physical challenges of transformation; with the vampire, schedule time together on nights with a fuller moon and for just after he has recently feasted, when he will be sated and more ready to engage in other activities.

2. Take your time.

Both partners enjoy eternal life, so don’t feel rushed to make up your mind for their sakes.

3. Be honest.

When either relationship becomes serious, inform each creature that you are involved with the other and make clear the priority in which you hold the relationship.

4. Avoid scenes.

Both werewolves and vampires possess ferocious animal instincts and are quick to anger.  Try not to let them encounter the other, especially in your presence.

5. Find a nice human boy.

Break up with both monsters.  Move to a new town and pray for your own safety and that of your new beau.

This is my new fidget cube! (Feat. my wallet and Scruggs, my new friend). I had trouble with fidget cubes breaking and I decided to get this larger version. It’s called My First Fidget Cube and it’s by Fisher-Price.

My favorite side is the orange wheel! It clicks rhythmically and is nice. My least favorite side is the large green button. It feels like a waste of a side.

This stim toy is AWESOME and so far, durable as heck. My only gripe is it’s not discreet, undermining the idea of a fidget cube. But eh, who cares? I’m the guy that carries his dino Tang around as a comfort item. I stopped caring years ago.

One of my frustrations with the Fidget Cube is that it’s designed for being subtle and unobtrusive, as you say, which means it’s very difficult to use for for folks who struggle with fine motor control–I find it quite rough on my hands, thanks to my chronic pain, for this reason. Discreet toys can often lose a fair bit in usability, so I really do love companies who make larger versions, and this looks like a fabulous large alternative!

I found it on Mattel’s website for $7.99 USD and Amazon (US) for $7 USD. There’s also an Australian eBay listing for $30 AUD (!), shipping from the UK, so I suspect there’ll be UK-based retailers stocking this as well.

Thank you so much for sharing this with us, @dashing-hyphen!

ohhhhh. that's wild. wait why is Pokemon barely older than me actually that's wilder. my first proper Pokemon game was Moon it should be older than that. or maybe I should be younger. also wait when did you change your icon who is that where did the other guy go. also hi