#dash:kendall

You’re right, wow, that was super obvious! Its great even not as a date, you know; I always held hands with my parents while skating growing up and it makes it more fun to know you’re all in this together!

Um... sure, I guess you’re wearing gloves so if you have to hold hands with someone icky that you don’t want to date, it’s not like, a big deal. Romance is more about skin to skin contact than like... nylon to nylon? IDK what gloves are made of, I’m from somewhere warm!

@kendallandersen​:

Oh, okay! Good to know! I just tend to err on the side of caution with these things, I’d hate to accidentally disrespect someone’s relationship and assuming they were taken versus assuming they weren’t really a thing was the safer route, I assumed! My bad!

Ironically, your route actually hurt worse! I really want to be with Hadie and only Hadie, but he seems so happy about getting to know and dating different people that I’ve been scared to ask him to choose me because... what if he doesn’t? What if I tell him I want to be exclusive and he’d rather be exclusive with someone else instead? 

Poems are only romantic if you’re good at writing poems – believe me, it was far cringier than cute! And I don’t know, I never found out if the pizzas were eaten or not, I just wanted to send them things! In my mind, it was like “who could hate free pizza?”, right? But what’s a murder pizza anyway? You make it sound like a very common weapon and I’m intrigued!

No, you’re super wrong! I mean, if it’s terribad don’t perform it in class where everyone can know it’s no good, but someone would still be flattered you put that much effort into it, I swear. When people say it’s the thought that counts, it applies to situations like that! Umm... I don’t know, a poisoned pizza that’s going to make you die? Hansel and Gretel followed murder breadcrumbs! Evil food is a thing.

I’d love to call it even as much as I’d love to call you my girlfriend but, I don’t know, shouldn’t I put more oomph into it? What’s your favorite flower? Your favorite flavor of tea? I don’t know, prepare for wooing!

I feel like the polite thing for me to say is that I don’t want all the oomph, I just want you but... oomph also sounds really, really nice? So, my favorite flowers are dogwood flowers and my favorite tea is Jasmine, just in case. 

Don’t be sorry at all, we’re right and we should say it, as loud as we can for everyone to note: YOU DON’T KILL TWINS!!! Honestly, that alone should’ve warned us how off the rails she would be in years to come, don’t you think?

Well, now looking back in retrospect I think her choices might have been influenced by George R.R. Martin, because that was around the time that buzz about a Game of Thrones show was starting, wasn’t it? And those books leave a lot of crazy damage in their wake, maybe she also wanted to be legendarily brutal? But it didn’t work as well for her because her books were supposed to be for children!!! What was she thinking? I knew she was going to kill a Weasley, but why Fred?

I’m not sure what no repercussions means, but I know that I’m totally stoked that you responded! Like, kind of a lot, maybe, actually. Should I whisper on the wind back to you that I’m down if you are or can I tell you directly and cut out the middle-man?

The wind wants me to tell you that it thinks you should totally give it a reprieve from middle manning! But not before it tells you that repercussions are unexpected consequences -- like, say, posting an answer and getting a date out of it. But the dictionary also says that repercussions are typically negative things, so if this is, you know, a positive one, I think we could maybe give it a different title instead of ‘repercussion’ so that the rules of the question aren’t being broken.

That makes a ton of sense! The best pizzas come with balance and between you, me, Hadley, and Spencer, we’ve got four very different flavors so we’d make a great double date pizza! Dibs on being pepperoni, or maybe olives. What should we do, though? My first thought is glow-in-the-dark-mini-golf for some reason but I’m open to any and all ideas!

Since people don’t seem to think carrots are a pizza topping, I have dibs on pineapple. It’s sweet and cute and Hawaiian just like me! Ummm, I feel like the safest thing to do is always something where you can like, have a mission first and then you can chat after if you want, or if you decided the other people are annoying you can pretend to go home and then just go out with your boo instead. Maybe like an escape room? Mini-golf’s a mission too though, and you get to use cute pink balls and some of them have pirate stuff so like, I’d def be in for that.

Oh! I hadn’t heard those rumors, wow, I am out of the loop this year! I was thinking about someone else, but I mean, I’ll gush about how great you are all day every day if it’s all good, because you’re a ray of freaking sunshine and everyone knows it and loves it! It makes everyone’s day even better to have you around, Rach.

Really? Who else is my secret boyfriend that I don’t know about? Wow, if you’re out of the loop then I’m like a flat line! But yay! Don’t do it too often, though, because you have to have time to share with all the other really great people in Auradon, they need gushing too! And save some for yourself, too, since you’re also super duper great! Do you ever tell yourself that in the mirror? You should if you don’t, it’s mega-true!