Nov 29, 2023
Commission for @Tradt with Darkmane and Cristal Light
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Commission for @Tradt with Darkmane and Cristal Light
thank you alot ^w^!
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I’m sorry, but this is just hilarious 😂 I’m just imagining him with cuffs and his phone, like “hang on a sec, guards, just leveled up, gotta share some stuff with my beau.”
I will accept this if, and only if, you send in video footage of yourself (or an average farm boy) wearing all of that, plus a pack stuffed with adventuring gear, plus another adventurer’s pack, and then sprint and have a sword fight after walking all day carrying it. If you can’t do that, you’re gonna have to concede it’s too many weapons. Keep in mind the swords have to be proper steel, the shield is a heavy shield, and the crossbow is full-sized, not a hand crossbow.
M (playing Kjell): Kjell finally gets up. “I want to bury Rarth. Does anyone have a shovel?”
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): I have a spare shield.
DM: Excuse me? Where are you keeping a spare shield?
Tati (playing Hanako): *looks*
DM: Shut up.
Tati: *laughs*
DM: You don’t have room for two heavy shields.
M: *looks*
DM: Shut up.
Hamish: What am I missing?
Tati: Her first character was carrying three swords, a heavy shield, and a full crossbow. Not to mention another character’s gear.
DM: It was only ever two swords!
DM: His name was Erlathan. At least, that’s what he told you.
Andy (playing Una): True, we didn’t Insight check it.
DM: Who lies about their name?
Rhi (playing Hanako): Darkmane Firesoul.
DM: That was low.
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DM: Darkmane is the most generic possible fighter, but he’s become so much more than that.
Rhi (playing Peach): Yeah, he’s become a meme.
Ciaran (DMing): Speaking of the Smitters posts this week, can Darkmane have two shields instead of a sword?
Rach (his DM): You’d need to take a feat.
Ciaran: But-
Rach: Darkmane is overpowered enough already!
Rhi (playing Calypso): (muttering) Yeah, ‘cause you give him all the magic items...
DM: So Smitters walks away with all the loot.
Smitters (deva paladin): I’m Darkmane Devasoul!