M: I don't know shit about cinematography, but I know this movie is framed weird.
C: This is so 1990s! I love it omg.
M: "I had to burn your clothes. They were ruined." Why is that your first thought lady?
C: Aaaand heās in love with her.
M: Roughly 4 pm, Sun shining, "well, I guess I'll see you in the morning." Lady! What the hell?!
C: Serious foreshadowing in this movie!
M: A hot spring in the middle of summer? Great idea, peach.
C: Seriously wtf, Itās so hot letās get in this hot spring...?! Lady, what are you DOING getting all close to him like that - you know heās not right!
M: Can we get a Darkly Noon prequel? I want to know how this cult works.
C: I mean, not that you have to be married, but why arenāt they married? Theyāre way into eachother - and itās a tax break, I mean..ā
M: You think they pay taxes, dude?!
C: Heās praying to his ma and pa?! OMG. we NEED that prequel!
M: Why does Clay keep doing sleight of hand tricks?!
C:JUDE, lol, heās gonna be done in by his bff Jude....symbolism!
M: Here's this dinosaur shit, you can keep it.
C: Is there a plague or something?!
M: What the hell is happening to town where "people are dropping like flies" and "It's the end of the world!" ?!
C:Um, you KNOW he can see you - youāre right in front of a window, wtf are you doing?!
M: Oh shit. Here it comes. The Best God Damn Part of this Movie. Random. Sparkly. Shoe.
C: YES THE SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: You miss a great line Crazy Lady. You coulda said "Roxy and her dogsy."
C: She reminds me of my grandma.Ā āPeople let you down. Forest is all I need now.ā
M: Her name's Witch, boy. She's a Witch.
C: Just stay with Roxie Darkly, you can be super religious and judge people from the woods!
M: INTENSE EYE CONTACT!!!
C: A sniffle is not an answer, Darkly.
M: Dead dog! Go to heaven! Dead dog! Go to heaven.
C: You gotta know how to say goodbye right.
M: Sparkly shoe pyre so Dead Dog can go to Heaven.
C: Why does this shoe burning have this effect on them?!
M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying at finding out Darkly is Opus Dei'ing himself.
C: So, all a fever hallucination from infection because you KNOW heās never had a vaccination! Why are they in a tree?! Dude....omg Roxy why - no - heāll see you like that! Heās fragile and crazy and intense, lady!Ā
M: Apparently it doesn't take too long to cover yourself in red paint. It takes way longer to start doing it with your partner.
C: Heās seen too much; he cracked. I mean seriously, itās always blame the girl with these folks. Wait ... is she supposed to be a witch? Or just super naive? So confused.
M: Righteous fury makes you stop stuttering.
C: I am the punishment.
M: World's longest scream.
C: Jude, dude you left your truck in the woods!Ā
M: Spontaneous bed catching on fire.
C: vase exploding. Flowers burning. Same flowers as before. Heavy.
M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying.
C: āWho will love me now?ā SADDEST LAST WORDS.
M: Why are they still there in the morning? How did the fire not spread to the God damn forest?
C: Circus family, not out of nowhere, totally normal. Oh yeah every circus has a giant silver shoe.
M: Just me, my family, and my elephant. Nothing to see here.
C: his MOST PRIZED possession?!
M: Do you know the way out of the forest? Yeah. The fucking road you walked on.
Side note from C: This is the second time M and I have seen this; we fucking love this movie - Brendan Fraser is awesome in it. It is a life changing experience holy shit. Possibly our new favorite movie. So fucking weird and beautiful. We stayed up on my front porch into the wee hours of the morning reading about everything else this director has done! AND...OH. MY. GOD. YES.
Side note from M: I've sent emails to Nick Bicat. The man responsible for the music.
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Ok letās try being meat kitten everywhere and see how this goes. Itās been a while since the last time a bunch of trolls latched on to me so maybe I can do this.
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what if your kink is your own murder? I think everyone in that scenario is screwed and in an unpleasant way.
Right. Iād be screwed because thereās no way a court of law in this country would accept the concept of a consensual killing.
In that case, Iād have to refuse, not because I wanted to refuse, but because I have to keep living in a world thatās going to incarcerate Me for the rest of My life for providing what I consider to be an honour, one that I will not be remorseful for.
my first fandoms were "real people" fandoms and trust me this is something I've been thinking about for like 10 years. I could see RP circles telling me I'm doing a bad job RPing myself honestly.
I think RPF is pretty interesting. Iām legitimately curious about how people interpret Me -- people have told Me for years that Iām intimidating and unapproachable, when I think Iām just a big nerd (although certainly verbose and often aggressive). So if people were to roleplay as Me, Iād be able to figure out which traits of Mine were most obvious, and whether that was helpful to Me or not... but you know, thatās just the analytical version.
As a not-so-textbook narcissist, Iād just like to have multiple versions of Myself floating around. It sounds awesome. (And Iād love to RP as other characters and interact with them all. Just to see how other characters would react to Me. Back to the analytical side.)
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