#brensanity

M: I don't know shit about cinematography, but I know this movie is framed weird.

C: This is so 1990s! I love it omg.

M: "I had to burn your clothes. They were ruined." Why is that your first thought lady?

C: Aaaand he’s in love with her.

M: Roughly 4 pm, Sun shining, "well, I guess I'll see you in the morning." Lady! What the hell?!

C: Serious foreshadowing in this movie!

M: A hot spring in the middle of summer? Great idea, peach.

C: Seriously wtf, It’s so hot let’s get in this hot spring...?! Lady, what are you DOING getting all close to him like that - you know he’s not right!

M: Okay, here we go. C: here we go! M: I'm not hyped for Pauly Shore. C: I really cannot believe Link graduated highschool and is going to college M: Our baby's all grown up... and saving China. C: that's a small class too - way to go Link! M: You think that kid still acts? C: omg I need to find out! C: ew he was in there watching! M: Ewww. M: Didn't she just graduate yesterday? C: I can't stop thinking of how much gas it would have cost to drive that massive old truck from SD to CA C: that boy is tooo into his sister's underthings M: Ewwww. That kid is gross. C: right?! M: Is Pauly Shore the RA?! C: NO ONE would ask him to be the RA dude!!! M: There is NO WAY HE WOULD BE AN RA! C: oh shit first lesbians they've ever seen! M: That kid is such a creeper. He's a walking sex crime. C: I predict that kid's gonna - EXACTLY. he is a huge perv. M: FRAS!!!!

C: The Fras!! That best not be all we see of him in this movie...I like how he eats frogs. C: Also, college is 100% not like this in my experience. M: That better not be the only time he's here. C: 6 years fuck! M: Lots of people go to college for 7 years. C: I mean I went for 8...LOL but I got 2 degrees...in my defense! M: Weasel wear!! C: Weasel wear!! C: but wtf how come he acted like he didn't know Link when he saw him?! Rude. M: Butterfly ankle tattoo. I'm sure she won't regret that. C: Not one bit C: Oh she's so obviously uncomfortable M: I have never once referred to my boobs as "cones" C: is this happening on campus?! M: Why is Crawl wearing modesty shorts under his shorts? C: never nude! M: As a fellow Never Nude, I get that. LOL C: She shoulda broken up with her boyfriend ages ago. Becca's a coward M: Weasel Wear. Again. C: She said that to her PARENTS omfg C: I don't think we get to see Brendan Fraser again...just the weasel. M: It's been 3 months! How much could that house change? C: CROTCH! M: CROTCH! M: Also, it's Thanksgiving in South Dakota and there is no snow? C: RIGHT?! No one is even cold, it's like summertime! Grass is greeen wtf. C: This was not thought out. M: Grindage. C: lettuce sammmich buuuuudy M: That dude is covered in cow shit. C: And he so want her to drop out of school and move back home. "don't worry about your hair" wtf dick M: Cones C: has he even SEEN boobs? M: How is that child a subscriber to Playboy?! M: That CHILD! C: He's the biggest Perv. C: Ever since you said it I can't unsee that this is so NOT November in SD M: Why does Crawl have all this money? M: Kelly Kapowski! C: WHAT THE FUCKhow? his pants?

M: ::static noise in my head:: C: here it comes again! C: She should have done something herself...and now this is what you get for inaction, Becca! C: what the fuck weasel? You didn't see that coming? M: I feel so weird for legitimately laughing.

C: "whyyy did you do that???" lol fuck sake weasel M: I only want Weasel to fake cry all the time. C: right?! C: they gonna kill him C: again...SHORTS in November C: Becca is the worst. M: Becca is the worst. C: she's in college - she can support herself! M: God damn it Weasel. C: I don't trust that Theo hasn't raped something...he gives me the creeps. M: I don't either. Those poor pigs. M: Theo has taken advantage of those pigs. That's what I'm saying. C: 100% agree M: shower holy shit! shower first M: You can't have it both ways, Walter. C: Right?! Walter you knew this was gonna happen C: Becca you shit M: Becca you suck. C: CROTCH M: CROTCH C: That kid's way too into his sis, we've already established... M: What are you doing Weasel?! C: fucking up everything M: God damn it Weasel. C: he can't see where he's going what does he think is gonna happen?! M: how are they gonna stop him? C: OH GOD! HER MOM! C: EVERYTHNG ABOUT THIS SCENE M: Peach on a window sill. C: "semi" C: ugh oh god C: "check out the wood I created for him" talking to her about her DAD C: DO NOT trust those country boys Crawl. M: Holy shit. C: I can't even with paulie shore... M: Where is the electric guitar coming from? C: right?! M: Ewwww. C: Eewwww C: "if it wasn't for you I'd be engaged right now" BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS BECCA?! C: ffs M: Oh my God separate beds. C: omg they have seperate beds! M: Why is this family so open with the sex talk?! C: now he and walter are best friends C: AND now everyone's cool with the CHILD having playboys? C: omfg this mean he masturbated in that kids room! prolly in front of him?! M: In FRONT OF THAT CHILD!!! C: oh fuck heart attack! M: Heart attack, motherfucker! C: he doesn't need cpr! C: "just had a spell" M: Shake it out?! A heart attack? C: Becca is selfish M: Becca isn't going to tell them. She can't do that. C: she's a coward M: Theo doesn't understand personal space. C: theo is a serious creep. C: WHAT JUST HAPPENED? C: He's got super powers C: oh fuck it's alive! M: I have legit laughed at this movie more times than I am comfortable with. C: they're gonna fuck him up C: same. M: Theo roofied Crawl. C: they roofied him! C: they're setting up the weasel wtih that floozy M: Kelly Kapowski is gonna strip? C: ew theo she's half your age! M: They roofed Kelly Kapowski. C: yep M: Jesus Christ Theo is the creepiest dude. C: right?! what an ASSHOLE C: they legit roofied her too, sorry for calling you a floozy Kelly. C: now she realized she loved him all along?! M: Why did you bring him there, Becca? You're a coward Becca. C: fucking Becca. C: Obviously Theo drove. I feel so bad for Kelly M: They for real roofied Kelly Kapowski. C: ugh what a fucking asshole travis is M: Fucking Travis. C: Travis and Theo should go fuck right off and get kicked in the head by a horse. C: you know you didn't drive that car Kelly! M: They left the roofies in the car?! C: fucking lazy ass Theo C: AGAIN? M: Jesus Christ. C: yeah theo...know anything about this? M: You're a fucking rapist, Theo. C: obviously he's fired ffs! M: Of course he needs to be fired. M: Is this the only family in this town?! C: "munch on some grindage" C: right where is her family?! C: I think I enjoyed this movie more than I like to admit. M: Me too. C: But seriously dismayed at how little BFRAS there was~! M: It's on imdb. It counts.