M: Can we get a Darkly Noon prequel? I want to know how this cult works.

C: I mean, not that you have to be married, but why aren’t they married? They’re way into eachother - and it’s a tax break, I mean..”

M: You think they pay taxes, dude?!

C: He’s praying to his ma and pa?! OMG. we NEED that prequel!

M: Why does Clay keep doing sleight of hand tricks?!

C: Oh man...this uh character...like...it’s uncomfortable. 

M: "I'm a baby of death."

C:JUDE, lol, he’s gonna be done in by his bff Jude....symbolism!

M: Here's this dinosaur shit, you can keep it.

C: Is there a plague or something?!

M: What the hell is happening to town where "people are dropping like flies" and "It's the end of the world!" ?!

C:Um, you KNOW he can see you - you’re right in front of a window, wtf are you doing?!

M: Oh shit. Here it comes. The Best God Damn Part of this Movie. Random. Sparkly. Shoe.

C: YES THE SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: You miss a great line Crazy Lady. You coulda said "Roxy and her dogsy."

C: She reminds me of my grandma. “People let you down. Forest is all I need now.”

M: Her name's Witch, boy. She's a Witch.

C: Just stay with Roxie Darkly, you can be super religious and judge people from the woods!

M: INTENSE EYE CONTACT!!!

C: A sniffle is not an answer, Darkly.

M: Dead dog! Go to heaven! Dead dog! Go to heaven.

C: You gotta know how to say goodbye right.

M: Sparkly shoe pyre so Dead Dog can go to Heaven.

C: Why does this shoe burning have this effect on them?!

M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying at finding out Darkly is Opus Dei'ing himself.

C: So, all a fever hallucination from infection because you KNOW he’s never had a vaccination! Why are they in a tree?! Dude....omg Roxy why - no - he’ll see you like that! He’s fragile and crazy and intense, lady! 

M: Apparently it doesn't take too long to cover yourself in red paint. It takes way longer to start doing it with your partner.

C: He’s seen too much; he cracked. I mean seriously, it’s always blame the girl with these folks. Wait ... is she supposed to be a witch? Or just super naive? So confused.

M: Righteous fury makes you stop stuttering.

C: I am the punishment.

M: World's longest scream.

C: Jude, dude you left your truck in the woods! 

M: Spontaneous bed catching on fire.

C: vase exploding. Flowers burning. Same flowers as before. Heavy.

M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying.

C: ”Who will love me now?” SADDEST LAST WORDS.

M: Why are they still there in the morning? How did the fire not spread to the God damn forest?

C: Circus family, not out of nowhere, totally normal. Oh yeah every circus has a giant silver shoe.

M: Just me, my family, and my elephant. Nothing to see here.

C: his MOST PRIZED possession?!

M: Do you know the way out of the forest? Yeah. The fucking road you walked on.

Side note from C: This is the second time M and I have seen this; we fucking love this movie - Brendan Fraser is awesome in it. It is a life changing experience holy shit. Possibly our new favorite movie. So fucking weird and beautiful. We stayed up on my front porch into the wee hours of the morning reading about everything else this director has done! AND...OH. MY. GOD. YES.