beginning to suspect one of my four elemental generals may be showing sympathy to the heroes and allowing them a fair fight instead of following my orders to destroy them at any cost

The curse of the obsidian throne: sharp edges

You'll never stop my swamp worm!

honesty and communication are healthy for interpersonal relationships. so i just felt like i should tell you: i killed all your loved ones in the underworld acid lake

theres basically no chance of the holy sword being unearthed after all this time. its been like 8 months

what if i turn the town elder into a two-headed bird. as a display of my power and also because you haven't had a big fight in a while. would you be mad

it's expensive and difficult to cram these eyeball robots into treasure chests but it's absolutely vital that nobody steal my drinks

the li*berals are coming for you!! first they say "no more evil skeleton army". next they say "no more evil ominous castle of doom". and next. they take your evil dark evil kingdom that you spent centuries conquering!!!!!!