#darkgifts

(this one broke me) Silyen: What’s up guys? I’m back. Luke: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Silyen: Death is a social construct.

Silyen: Must be hard not being able to laugh Luke: I do have a sense of humor you know Silyen: I’ve never heard you laugh before Luke: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

(This one could go both ways, but...) Silyen: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Luke: you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Silyen: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Luke: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Luke: This is a mistake Silyen, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Luke: But not today Silyen, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Silyen: I turned out perfectly fine! Luke: Sil, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Silyen: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Luke: Sil... I'm afraid to ask but, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Silyen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Luke: Luke: I wrote sanitize, Silyen!

Silyen: Am I going too far? Luke: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Silyen: So are we flirting right now? Luke: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Silyen: That doesn’t answer my question

Luke: Sil! stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Silyen: Well of course I have. Silyen: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Silyen: It's boring.

Luke: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Silyen, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Luke: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Silyen: Anything, honestly, but Commoners especially Luke, desperately, as Silyen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Silyen: Oh! B positive. Luke: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Silyen:

Luke: So what’s for dinner? Silyen, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Silyen: Am I in trouble? Luke: Take a guess. Silyen: No? Luke: Take another guess

Silyen: Hey Luke can I get a sip of your water? Luke: It's not water. Silyen: Vodka, I like your style! Luke: It's vinegar. Silyen: Wh-Wha- Luke: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Silyen, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Hadley. Luke: How did you do that without turning around? Silyen: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Luke: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Silyen: Oh, I’m always running Silyen: The question is from what

Luke: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Silyen: *chugs entire bottle knowing his Skill will revive him* Silyen: It’s perfume.

Silyen: You love me, right, Luke? Luke: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Luke: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Silyen *was glowing and floating in his sleep*: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Luke: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Silyen: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Luke: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Silyen: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Luke, going over Silyen's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Silyen: Yes Luke: Okay... may I know what you create? Silyen: Problems.