#darkcooks

Do they have nicknames for each other?

It’s pretty much just shortened of their heister names. Clo and Hox. They rarely use their real names aside from knowing them, too much risk involved there.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

Not likely to happen, but probably nothing special or outrageous would even happen should they one day have decided to go home and do the meeet the folks routine.

How do they apologise after an argument?

It depends on the argument because they bicker and fight daily over small things, but if it’s a big fight then it’ll be days. Even then both are too stubborn to truly apologize and probably just pay for the other’s favorite take out as a show of hey-my-bad.

What would they be like as parents?

Oddly protective, but probably good parents. Clover’s less likely to even want them but should it have happened she’d teach her kid(s) to steal from daddy’s wallet so they can go for icecream. 

Who is the better cook?

Neither? Well they probably choose not to cook or do really simple meals. She tends to make meals more because less likely to burn the kitchen from not following a recipe properly.

Who is more romantic?

Hoxton, and it took her months to figure out that he wasn’t trying to con her. Given how he’s done that to other people, she was very wary at first.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Gun parts, things to help with their ‘jobs’, random knick knacks from Clover’s stealth jobs. Tiny things, or stuff they can store away in a secret place.

Who gets jealous easiest?

Clover, in all honesty.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

She doesn’t get as excited as Hoxton might, but she at least remembers his birthday and the anniversary of both when they first met and when they went ‘official’

Who is the most adventurous?

Hoxton, in all aspects of being adventurous that doesn’t include stealing rare jewels and artifacts.

Who is the most protective?

Possibly equally both of them, tends to be a situational. Though she will snap at anyone instead of trying to smooth talk them out of being a dick.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Not cutesy at all, there was alot of rough housing and maybe a black eye or two when he tried that move of pulling her hair. She did not get grounded for that, by the way. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

Don’t Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger

Do I ship it?