#dankmunchkin

my social security number is 44

  wish somebody would force me @ gunpoint to spend...

i would do that but only with a watergun

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

ooh... the other night i had a dream where i was with some of my friends and some of my family at some kind of weird... amusement park? i’m not really sure what the purpose was or why we were there but the part i vividly remember is that i was trying to catch a bus that was going to leave soon, my family was waiting on me at the bus gate, and a little futuristic-themed bakery managed to draw me in and i looked at the display case and they had a piece of like. oreo cheesecake? so i ordered it and i was like “wow i hope this goes fast i need to catch the bus” but the guy smushed it up on accident and then he was like “sorry i accidentally smashed it. next customer.” and he didn’t give me my money back so i had to ask for a replacement or something. but there weren’t any more pieces of that cake so i asked for a piece of tres leches cheesecake (cheesecake is my fave desert that’s probably why it features prominently in many of my dreams) but it was like 30 cents extra so he made me count out the money and then i got it and went to catch the bus and my friend rae was there and i started complaining about the terrible customer service and then i realized that my bus was gone along with my family and then i woke up in a cold sweat.

☕️ talk about your ideal day

okay honestly... ideal day schedule:10:30 - wake up, eat a healthy breakfast of a fruit smoothie + pancakes11:30 - play some jazz for a while, check social media, read the news, get dressed for the day1:00 - pick up my girlfriend for a day out, spend some time at the spa, visit an art museum, have a picnic with a mixed green salad with a raspberry balsalmic & a thinly shaved, well aged parmesan and lemon rhubarb tarts5:00 - go home, sit out in the sun for a while in our bathing suits, get some sun and watch it set8:00 - huddle around the marble fireplace and eat a pizza napoletana with catupiry, arugula, and kalamata olives, watch an artsy movie while wrapped in fresh blankets straight from the dryer10:30 - take a shower and deep-condition my hair, then retire to my boudoir and lounge around in nothing but a bathrobe and a headwrap. listen to more jazz and hang out with my gal pal11:30 - lay down in my king-sized bed, adorned with another set of fresh sheets and blankets, and drift off to a peaceful sleep as the rain patters quietly on my windowpane

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

this is a hard one because you know how much i love music but...Falling - HAIMI Want You - Savage GardenCloudbusting - Kate BushGay Thoughts - The GrowlersSo Now What - The Shins

i have so many more songs that i also love right now these were just the first 5 that came to mind and were also close to the top when i looked in my library

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

living up to my destiny as a byronic love interest getting some peace of mind for the first time in years once my fafsa papers return and i can start to actively plan my future

same im feeling insecure about my shoulders/arms/general upper body strength lately even though no one walking the earth cares

this would be the world’s most exhausting project but if ur still manic tomorrow u could make a crepe cake and fill it w the mousse. also manic baking is the best