#executioner alastor

Drew my Executioner AU Alastor (link to my original design post: link)

App: IbisPaintx

...Ya want some fanfiction?

YUP, PART 2 DUMBASSES.

So this is part 2 to whatever the fuck this was where I just put all of @cherry-blitz's Alastors in a white room with rats. Butt it's actually a fanfiction this time. We're going to pretend somewhere along the way the Alastors actually came up with better names, or their au names. (Canon Al is still Demon Alastor and Persistance Al is Fluffy Alastor cuz of his hair lmao). This is kinda just a warmup bc I reallyyy need to make BttB 4.

So without further ado, Vox Simps in a Box part 2 (yes I named it that. Complain and you go in the hater hole™)

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HusbandAl moved away from the arguing group of Alastors. God, they were loud. He wasn't even sure what the hell they were talking about, neither did he want to know. He wondered how his Vox was fairing now that he was... well, wherever he was.

Of course, his thoughts were interrupted. Not by yelling, but by FluffyAl being shoved into him by ExecutionerAl. HusbandAl immediately retaliated and shoved FluffyAl off of him. Then he turned to ExecutionerAl with a scowl. "What the fuck was that for?"

"SimpAlastor was touching me!" ExecutionerAl yelled and pointed at FluffyAl like a child who was blamed for breaking a window with a baseball.

"I thought we agreed on the name FluffyAl, dipshit!" FluffyAl complained at ExecutionerAl. "And I bumped into your shoulder for fucks sake." He very much looked like we wanted to break a plate of jambalaya over the other Alastor's head. "And AngelAl bumped into me first."

"Did not!" AngelAl interjected. HusbandAl prepared to tell these fools off, when DemonAl beat him to it.

"For the love of Hell, will you all cease your immature behavior?" DemonAl says as he pushes FluffyAl and ExecutionerAl away from each other. "We all need to focus on the target here." FluffyAl rolled his eyes while ExecutionerAl turned away and fixed his bow tie.

"What 'target' do you mean?" HusbandAl inquires, crossing his arms. DemonAl squinted his eyes at HusbandAl with a wondering look.

"Are you incompetent perhaps? It's, oh, maybe, getting out of this damned place?" DemonAl questions.

"And here's Mr.Everyone-Needs-To-Get-Along calling me incompetent." HusbandAl looked proud of his reply, as it made DemonAl bite back a remark of his own, and maybe a death threat. DemonAl inhaled, and turned his attention to everyone else.

"Listen, we have gotten no where. We've been here for what, 45 minutes?" He questions to no one in particular. "And some of the most powerful people in Hells across the universe, and I guess Heaven too," He gestures to AngelAl, "can't get along and figure out how to get home. So please, stop being assholes to each other and let's get to thinking."

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Executioner Alastor au gotta have that surreal calm domesticated radioapple about it y'know? than gotta have that fluffy chaotic past Radiostatic for the soul

Toxic Radiostatic hurts my soul i've realized so i'm changing this au a bit so in this au, Vox got rejected differently, Alastor was just honest with him about having a deal with Lucifer. Their still friends by time the hotel and shit happens, they just have a public rivalry going on but hang out and have brawls just for fun. [They both end up getting healed by Lucifer since he's letting the to indulge in stupid fights anyway.] and i think i'll have it so Vox had like a virus making him go crazy for the whole season 2 show down thing.