001. No matter where they are, what they’ve got planned ( everything short of life threatening, ghosts destroying the city / world, at least ) if there’s a marathon of X-Files on tv, Jill and Dan will co-ordinate to watch it together. If it means working for timezones, the sibling in the earlier time taping it and waiting until it’s airing where the other is, they’ll do it. Chocolate chip cookie-dough ice-cream, a bottle of scotch, sour candy, and popcorn. They’ll set themselves up, make sure their phones are charged, and chat to each other throughout the marathon. Without fail. 002. Jill is, 99.99% of the time, a super chill person and you could never meet a person with a longer fuse. It takes a lot for her to get angry and when she does, Dan is the only person who can talk her down and not get punched in the process of doing so. A tiny ball of rage and maniacal, scientific genius, the girl is one experiment going awry when she’s furious away from turning into a super villain, and the only thing standing in the way of that happening is her brother. 003. Because neither will admit it, how ashamed they are of falling out of touch for so long, both Jill and Dan now work very hard to make sure the other knows they are there. It’s a good morning text. Tagging in a tweet when one sees something the other would like. A coffee brought to their office. Both want very much to make sure the other never feels alone again. 004. Often, they will text each other people they know or meet or see randomly in the street that they think the other would like to date. Pictures will be accompanied by a rating out of ten for how much their fathers will approve and a made up back story if they don’t actually know the person. ( He’s a single dad. IQ of 210. Fetishes for leprechauns and g-strings and fifty shades red rooms of pain. ) They know that it’ll never go beyond their texts, at least for the ones in which they don’t actually know the person, but it’s sometimes fun. Mindless. Points if the other is doing something important and you majorly distract them.
