#dan twelvetrees

Dan: “think he’s dreaming about alien stuff…like ray guns?….and invasions?”

Asta: “mmmmm nope. I think he’s having his Law and Order dream again”

Dan: “like…he dreams he’s in Law and Order?”

Asta: “no he dreams that he’s watching Law and Order and eating 5 whole boxes of pizza in one sitting”

Dan: “…..dosent he almost always do that when he’s awake?”

Gary Farmer 🔥

First of all, we have already seen the same gag in the ice trap scene with Asta, and a joke repeated twice stops being funny.

Secondly, Dan is Native American!!! Have you ever heard Native American languages? Their phonetics are 10 times harder than those of Chinese dialects. Also, perhaps it's just a stereotype but in Ukraine, they think Native Americans can perfectly imitate any sounds from any creature. Also, Dan is a polite old man! How am I supposed to believe he would never even try to pronounce Harry's real name at least once?

There could be at least two perfect gags:

1. Harry: My real name is *inhuman screeching noises* but friends call me *sluuurp*.

Dan: What an exceptional name! May I call you *sluuurp*?

Harry: No, it's *sluuurp*

Dan: I see... *Sluuurp*?

Harry: *Sluuuuuuurp*.

[2 hours later]

Dan: *Sluuuurp* it is, then?

Harry: You're speaking with the reptiloid's accent but that's okay.

2. Harry: My real name is *inhuman screeching noises* but friends call me *sluuurp*.

Dan: You let me know you didn't like me so perhaps I'll stick with *perfectly imitated inhuman screeching noises*. Although, I'm gonna call you Harry nearby other people in respect of your incognito.