#dan smells

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors! pretty much everyone on earth has been tagged but @yikesola tagged me and i like to play games so!!!! eeeee!! thanku these are fun to look at can’t wait to regret this in two minutes when i discover some sort of glaring horrible habit. if u haven’t been tagged but wanna do this doooo it!!!! 

1. To say Phil is having a bad day would be an understatement. 2. “I want to be soup,” Phil announces unceremoniously.  3. Dan has never understood why anyone would want to rise early on a Sunday morning just to go to the cinema, but there’s little to complain about—not the hour, not the wind, nor the slight chill in the air—when he’s greeted so warmly with this particular view.  4. “Smells like snow.”  5. The bar is just starting to tip over the edge of too warm, the heat of bodies moving and pressing against each other nearly overpowering the short blasts of fresh, chilled air whenever someone comes or goes.  6. “Are you playing with PJ and co again?” Phil reads off the chat while it’s still going slow, giving him the opportunity to shake off that initial anxiety that vibrates through his bones whenever he just starts up a live.  7. “Phi-il!” Dan raps his knuckles against the door a few times. “Have you died in there?”  8. Soft.  9. If Dan knows anything with total and complete certainty, it’s that all good things must come to an end.  10. He wasn’t supposed to fall in love.  (phew hold on i need a little break twenty is a LOT jesus)  11. “What if…” Phil has that cheeky look on his face, that look that really doesn’t belong in a setting like this. 12. Dan doesn’t know the answer to a lot of things. 13. He was beautiful. 14. “Hold on, going AFK,” Dan says distractedly, pausing his game and stretching his neck out to get a glimpse out the open window. 15. August rolling to an end calls for the break of many routines. 16. “-don’t take very well to these impractical jokes, sir.”  17. The aquarium is never truly quiet. 18. Long ago, when mythical beasts roamed free and the power of magic needn’t be contained, a young prince who would one day have the power to change the course of the future was born. 19. There’s something peaceful in a fire. 20. Posted 1 June

SMELLPOCALYPSE 2012