#damnitbarnes

EVER WONDER WHAT MY MUSE SAYS ABOUT YOURS? (accepting)∟📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.

dear diary,

note to self: bucky barnes is a little shit

thinks he’s hot shit and he isn’t

god what an asshole

does bucky have some kind of radar??

caught me fighting in the alley again

memo: look into whether or not bucky is a warlock/wizard

he’s slo pretty

gonna kiss hois stupdi big prtty muoth

asshole

                                    ❛                  wait , holy shit. you’re serious ? like , this isn’t some kind of prank ? oh. hooo ... fuck. okay , shit. don’t kill me. for a second , i thought you were like , quoting shakespeare. like , an evil hydra shakespeare. but , a shakespeare nonetheless. okay , yeah. m’talking way too much , but i’m probably gonna die anyway , cause like , you’re totally fucking right. you’re all like , bionic and half-robot and probably half-alien or octopus or whatever , and i’m like — super fucking normal. look at me. and also hey ,  ❜  puck immediately flings his shoe at the hydra fuck-up ( cause like , seriously ? he was all up to catch wicked this evening and of course , barnes would pull this “oh will you look at that i’m actually evil” stunt. ) before he dives in to pull a gun from where he’s hid it around his ankle. and as he does so , puck has clicked on the panic button ( directly contacting maria and recording everything that’ll happen as soon as he activates it ) he’s specially had installed in his watch for whenever stuff like these happen. yeah , he predicted somewhat he’ll fuck one thing or another. he’s recklessly impressive like that.

@damnitbarnes