There, I've done it. I kissed a man.
Are you all satisfied? Is this proof enough that I'm not gay? Yes, I kissed Ryuzaki, but I clearly didn't enjoy it. I only used tongue because I was committed to proving without a shadow of a doubt that I'm straight!
No, I don't kiss my girlfriend the way I kissed L, but that's because she's not a man. It's also because I barely ever kiss her. I don't have time for kissing Misa when Kira is still at large!
I guess what I meant to say was that the only reason I liked kissing him was that it helped prove my innocence! I'm not gay, and I don't have any feelings for Ryuzaki whatsoever! If you think I have a ridiculous, gut-wrenching, devestating infatuation with this weirdo just because I got my hands tangled in his hair, you're geuniely delusional. Did the kiss last longer than ten seconds? Yes, but that doesn't matter! Just because I conducted a thorough investigation of L's mouth doesn't mean I'm actually gay. Every detail is important in this case, and if kissing L is what it takes to catch Kira, I'll kiss him forever.
His lips were softer than I expected them to be. I always imagined that kissing a man would be so much more awkward than kissing a woman, but it turns out it's a lot easier, especially since Ryuzaki and I are practically the same height if you ignore his abysmal posture.
I wonder what kind of conditioner he uses. Despite looking relatively unkempt and indelicate, L actually smells fantastic. It was something similar to vanilla or strawberries or something... Maybe I should take a look at his shampoo bottle when I have the chance. I wouldn't mind my hair smelling like that.
Another observation I made was that L's hands are fascinating. They seem delicate from a distance, but he's actually got a pretty strong grip, at least he did when he grabbed my chin and pulled me in to kiss him. That really took me by surprise. He was just staring at me, I couldn't convince myself to break eye contact. Not that I wanted to, I just... It was strange.
Do you think he'd be strong enough to pin me up against the wall and kiss me? We fight each other constantly, he's definitely stronger than he looks, but how strong is L exactly? You'd think a guy with his physique would be a lot weaker, but I guess he has muscles hidden somewhere. Maybe under his shirt....
I'm straight, and that means I win. I kissed L, and I'd do it again. I'm not gay. I'm not Kira.
